Wisconsin Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Off to Camp Randall
The game highlight -Jump Around
Will be House of Pain

Free Ashenfelder
Or Waterboy at QB
Can't be any worse

 

[RUforester72]

Ferocious Badgers
Can bite off all your fingers
How do you defend?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Stop badgering me
I'll do haikus when ready
In my own sweet time.

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Oh Haiku, Haiku …

Sweet solace before the loss.

Wake me when Greg leaves.

 

[Knight Shift]

Badgers coach Fickell
Seat was hot, fans were fickle
We need Jason Eck

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Herein, I predict …

Greg says, “Those kids and coaches …

Are hurting,” post game.

 

[iReC89]

Badgered long enough
Fence the garden when he leaves
Clean the house with Wisc!

 

[Haiku575]

Badgered long enough
Fence the garden when he leaves
Clean the house with Wisc!

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Just like commercials
Greg has ring round the collar
Since stuck in 80's

Once Gary is canned
I'll be just like the redhead
"Isn't this Ger-rate"

 

[Knight Shift]

Just like commercials
Greg has ring round the collar
Since stuck in 80's

Once Gary is canned
I'll be just like the redhead
"Isn't this Ger-rate"

Is Ger-rate a word?
Need ruling from Doctor Worm
At replay center

Is this canned Gary
Like Prince Albert in a can?
Getting smoked a lot.

UMass smoked RU
Buy Greg a smoking jacket
And matching visor

 

[SHUSource]

Camp Randall was once
Where Confederate soldiers
Died for hopeless cause

It is possible
At risk of hyperbole
Hist'ry will repeat

Wounded and hurting
Opponent faces a loss
That seems preordained

 

[MrsScrew]

time for the Badgers
to take their swing at Rutgers
hopefully they miss

Wisconsin angry
after the blow out last week
Yay, we're gonna die

 

[Knight Shift]

time for the Badgers
to take their swing at Rutgers
hopefully they miss

Wisconsin angry
after the blow out last week
Yay, we're gonna die

During Jump Around
If RU is losing bad
Will jump from top deck

 

[SHUSource]

Bucky Badger is
The sport's greatest mascot and
Is one of a kind

 

[Doctor Worm]

Is Ger-rate a word?
Need ruling from Doctor Worm
At replay center

Syllables matter
Not propriety of words
So I'll allow it

 

[SHUSource]

A loss to Bucky
Means fourteen losing conf'rence
Records of eighteen

 

[DJ Spanky]

Time for Bucky Stew!
Chop the Badgers into chunks
Force feed the cheese heads.

 

[Knight Shift]

Time for Bucky Stew!
Chop the Badgers into chunks
Force feed the cheese heads.

Cheese curds are awesome
Like cheese laced with crack cocaine
Makes the trip worthwhile

 

[iReC89]

Camp Randall was once
Where Confederate soldiers
Died for hopeless cause

It is possible
At risk of hyperbole
Hist'ry will repeat

Wounded and hurting
Opponent faces a loss
That seems preordained

it's just a flesh wound
our dignity but a stump
headless horseman trots

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Keli, please hear me …

NIL is meaningless

If Coach cannot coach.

 

[iReC89]

Bucky Badger is
The sport's greatest mascot and
Is one of a kind

Tunnel dweller pride
Props to the lead miners grit
Knights will be lead free

 

[SHUSource]

Barry Alvarez
Made the Badgers a real force
Fickell's undone that

 

[Knight Shift]

Keli, please hear me …

NIL is meaningless

If Coach cannot coach.

If Coach has done nil
To develop team and win
Does that negate NIL?

 

[Doctor Worm]

Time for Bucky Stew!
Chop the Badgers into chunks
Force feed the cheese heads.

I like Spanky's work
Evocative emotions
Although psychotic

 

[DJ Spanky]

I like Spanky's work
Evocative emotions
Although psychotic

Me? Psychotic? Noooooooooo.........
Just like I'm not sarcastic.
Just plain old Spanky.

 

[Knight Shift]

The Madison Blues
Song by Elmore James-Need to
Rock away my blues

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

At times, I just count …

Syllables and post away.

And at times … genius.

 

[NewHondo77]

Scarlet hopes take flight
Badgers rumble through the cold
Rutgers dreams… then punts

 

[Section124]

Rutgers Football stinks
Let’s play Xavier Stearn
On to victory

 

[Knight Shift]

R kicker injured
How the hell does that happen?
How will Rutgers score?

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

R kicker injured
How the hell does that happen?
How will Rutgers score?

Hmm… Unforced errors?

Could be our secret weapon.

So there is real hope.

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Haiku’s not enough

Greg must be fired tonight

The failure must end

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Herein, I predict …

Greg says, “Those kids and coaches …

Are hurting,” post game.

Bingo. He said it.

Because he always says it.

And we always lose.