Indiana Haiku Thread 2026

Haiku575

Freshman
Sep 8, 2025
51
63
18
Cignetti leaves pleased
But how would anyone know?
Says Jake from State Farm

To be chopped in half
Rotting ways comes destiny
Stink lingers onward

Perfect time to move
Gives interim coach bye week
To rally the troops
 

Doctor Worm

Heisman
Feb 7, 2002
31,222
23,129
113
We're better than them
Laid fifty-eight on Howard
They, just fifty-five.

Transitivity
Mathematically sound
It applies here too.
 
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iReC89

All-Conference
Jul 2, 2014
2,508
1,935
78
Rutgers has a chance
A small but meaningful chance
Let's see what happens
 

SHUSource

All-Conference
Jun 3, 2001
42,148
4,532
48
Coach Cig has now won
One-third the nattys of Knight
In twenty-eight fewer years

I.U. used to be
A basketball school but now
All they care about is fall
 
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DJ Spanky

Heisman
Jul 25, 2001
50,907
62,921
113
Stick to the premise
Responses must be haikus
No free form allowed.

So Hoosier Daddy?
Saturday we will find out.
Beat Indiana!
 

Knight Shift

Heisman
May 19, 2011
91,302
89,485
113
Should Rutgers win game
And Curt Cignetti gets fired
Is he damaged goods?

A delusional
Haiku is still a Haiku
If it's true to form
 

SHUSource

All-Conference
Jun 3, 2001
42,148
4,532
48
I.U. rhymes with haiku, but
It won't be poetic when
Cig drops the hammer
 
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