An open letter to Sydney Sweeney...
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It's when the janitor cleans the toilet rim extra good. Or not.
There’s always one …
I'll let her know you reached out
Watching people freak out over how gawd damn sexy she is, and the way she leans into it, is just delicious. Makes me.want to eat to much BBQ, buy a jacked up 4X4, blast country music thru the speaks, hang a gun in the rear window, and run over Harris Walz yard signs.
It's always the fat ugly women who hate beautiful white women.Thank God I'm not a woman
No soup or any other foods for me, today.
Now, if it was that fat pig Lizzo or Dylan Mulvaney they would be labeled stunning and brave for posing naked.
I'd hit it.
And this guy can be my wing man!
Just go hang out in Coeur d'Alene. She lives there. It is probably too late now but next summer bring a boat or rent one. I see pictures of her in her boat or personal watercraft out on the lake.
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Me in college:
That mark on the chalkboard the next day looks just as thin as the rest of them!
I was an incredible wingman in my day, and I had multiple friends that were absolutely tremendous as well. We didn’t even need to verbally communicate most times…like Butch and Sundance of *****-tanking.
So many weekends like Andy Dufresne’s escape from Shawshank, dealing with all that filth, but we took great pride in it.
Reminds me of a horrible but funny Sunday morning. Sitting on the couch at the fraternity house, still hazy from the night before... the phone rang. Chris was on the other end and said, "I need you to pick me up and take me to the ER." We rushed over and he couldn't walk. His back was bad.
On our way to the hospital he said, "I can't believe you aśšholes left me with that horrendously fat błtch and no one picked up the phone at the house." We asked him what happened to his back. "I was there and drunk and I wasn't going home without getting laid."
He threw his back out fûćking a fat chick.
We had that one buddy who always ran interference with the fat friend who was always trying to cock block with the hot girls. We called it jumping on the grenade. The Stoned Age. Great movie.
We could be Eskimo brothers.
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