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An open letter to Sydney Sweeney...

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TheRealPeliniTheCrutch

TheRealPeliniTheCrutch

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Cruel Halo said:
And this guy can be my wing man!
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I was an incredible wingman in my day, and I had multiple friends that were absolutely tremendous as well. We didn’t even need to verbally communicate most times…like Butch and Sundance of *****-tanking.

So many weekends like Andy Dufresne’s escape from Shawshank, dealing with all that filth, but we took great pride in it.
 
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Cruel Halo

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TheRealPeliniTheCrutch said:
I was an incredible wingman in my day, and I had multiple friends that were absolutely tremendous as well. We didn’t even need to verbally communicate most times…like Butch and Sundance of *****-tanking.

So many weekends like Andy Dufresne’s escape from Shawshank, dealing with all that filth, but we took great pride in it.
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Reminds me of a horrible but funny Sunday morning. Sitting on the couch at the fraternity house, still hazy from the night before... the phone rang. Chris was on the other end and said, "I need you to pick me up and take me to the ER." We rushed over and he couldn't walk. His back was bad.

On our way to the hospital he said, "I can't believe you aśšholes left me with that horrendously fat błtch and no one picked up the phone at the house." We asked him what happened to his back. "I was there and drunk and I wasn't going home without getting laid."

He threw his back out fûćking a fat chick.
 
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TheRealPeliniTheCrutch said:
I was an incredible wingman in my day, and I had multiple friends that were absolutely tremendous as well. We didn’t even need to verbally communicate most times…like Butch and Sundance of *****-tanking.

So many weekends like Andy Dufresne’s escape from Shawshank, dealing with all that filth, but we took great pride in it.
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We had that one buddy who always ran interference with the fat friend who was always trying to cock block with the hot girls. We called it jumping on the grenade. The Stoned Age. Great movie.
 
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