OT: My dog only piss with his right leg up...

Willow Grove Dawg

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They only come left or right paw when there’s not a female dog around who’s willing
Unfortunately all the perverted minds on the sixpack read that question the same as the two of us.

This thread has unlimited potential. Where were threads like this all summer when we were solving minor issues like data centers, TDS, Middle Eastern political/military strategies Social Security, PERS, & such.
 
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cowbell88

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I had a chocolate lab who hurt his front left leg and had it bent in a cast for a while, making him a tripod. Obviously he wasn't going to not hike his back leg, so he'd lean up against a light pole or whatever to piss.

Miss that 17er so much.
I had a black lab that got out of pen, chasing some arse, and got hit in right hip.
Shattered several bones. It was going to be extremely costly for that surgery. I opted to remove the leg.
One of first times he peed post op, his brain was telling him to hike that right leg.

He ended up standing on front feet and backing up against tree.
 

Dawgbite

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My brother and his wife had a dog that wouldn’t turn right, only left. If it needed to go right it would do 270* to the left and then go Never saw that dog make a right turn.
 

HailStout

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I have a big pit bull mix stray that wandered into our yard. Looks super scary when I take him for a walk. Until he squats and pees like a *****.
 

HailStout

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My brother and his wife had a dog that wouldn’t turn right, only left. If it needed to go right it would do 270* to the left and then go Never saw that dog make a right turn.
I believe it was Socrates who said two wrongs don’t make a right but three lefts do
 
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The Peeper

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I had a black lab that got out of pen, chasing some arse, and got hit in right hip.
Shattered several bones. It was going to be extremely costly for that surgery. I opted to remove the leg.
One of first times he peed post op, his brain was telling him to hike that right leg.

He ended up standing on front feet and backing up against tree.

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The Peeper

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My brother and his wife had a dog that wouldn’t turn right, only left. If it needed to go right it would do 270* to the left and then go Never saw that dog make a right turn.

I've heard the same about UPS drivers but they only making right hand turns when delivering.
 

Muttley

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dog toilet GIF by Gifs Lab
my dog
 

Colonel Angus.sixpack

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My boykin, "Hooty" Houston Harding, will do both.

Hike to mark territory and stretch/squat to let it all out.
Mine named Elvis does the same. I think their pissing techniques must be learned behavior. He squats most of the time but occasionally will hike to mark something but not often. Must have been a female dominated litter.
 
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