OT: My dog only piss with his right leg up...

[GloryDawg]

Do dogs come left or right paw. Kind of like humans are right or left-handed.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Do dogs come left or right paw. Kind of like humans are right or left-handed.

I believe you have come to the right place to ask that question.
The answer will appear soon.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

They only come left or right paw when there’s not a female dog around who’s willing

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Do dogs come left or right paw. Kind of like humans are right or left-handed.

My dog is ambidextrous. He will hike either leg.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Does he have a wrong leg?

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

They only come left or right paw when there’s not a female dog around who’s willing

Unfortunately all the perverted minds on the sixpack read that question the same as the two of us.

This thread has unlimited potential. Where were threads like this all summer when we were solving minor issues like data centers, TDS, Middle Eastern political/military strategies Social Security, PERS, & such.

 

[John Deaux VII]

My dog squats when he takes a piss.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

My dog squats when he takes a piss.

My boykin, "Hooty" Houston Harding, will do both.

Hike to mark territory and stretch/squat to let it all out.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

They only come left or right paw when there’s not a b!tch around who’s willing

Fify

 

[RivaDawg]

I’ve seen mine switch legs mid-stream.

 

[o_Hot Rock]

I have seen one hike both legs at same time and piiss almost backwards

 

[jethreauxdawg]

I have seen one hike both legs at same time and piiss almost backwards

Are we still talking about dogs?

 

[DawgNsuds]

it so impressive when they hike their leg, piss and then immediately step in it

 

[PBRME]

My old dog liked to spin in circles when he ****. He waffle stomped many a turd.

 

[dorndawg]

I had a chocolate lab who hurt his front left leg and had it bent in a cast for a while, making him a tripod. Obviously he wasn't going to not hike his back leg, so he'd lean up against a light pole or whatever to piss.

Miss that 17er so much.

 

[cowbell88]

I had a chocolate lab who hurt his front left leg and had it bent in a cast for a while, making him a tripod. Obviously he wasn't going to not hike his back leg, so he'd lean up against a light pole or whatever to piss.

Miss that 17er so much.

I had a black lab that got out of pen, chasing some arse, and got hit in right hip.
Shattered several bones. It was going to be extremely costly for that surgery. I opted to remove the leg.
One of first times he peed post op, his brain was telling him to hike that right leg.

He ended up standing on front feet and backing up against tree.

 

[Ozarkdawg]

My dog squats when he takes a piss.

I have one that does that, but to be fair a previous owner has his nads removed. Poor dude.

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

Dang now I'll have to watch my Lab. Never thought of legedness.

 

[Herbert Nenninger]

My dog is ambidextrous. He will hike either leg.

My dog is ambidextrous. He pees ON both of his front legs.

 

[OG Goat Holder]

Beta male

 

[CochiseCowbell]

so he'd lean up against a light pole or whatever to piss.

Miss that 17er so much.

Who among us hasn't done the same? Liars all of you.

 

[o_Hot Rock]

Are we still talking about dogs?

I was.... and.....now I am at least thinking about them again. I needed a second to get something out of my head.

 

[wasabaka]

My dog is ambidextrous. He pees ON both of his front legs.

Who among us hasn't done the same? Liars all of you.

These posts should be tied together.

 

[John Deaux VII]

Do dogs come left or right paw. Kind of like humans are right or left-handed.

Also - this thread is meaningless without some visuals....

 

[Dawgbite]

My brother and his wife had a dog that wouldn’t turn right, only left. If it needed to go right it would do 270* to the left and then go Never saw that dog make a right turn.

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

My brother and his wife had a dog that wouldn’t turn right, only left. If it needed to go right it would do 270* to the left and then go Never saw that dog make a right turn.

Nascar Dog?

 

[doobeeadawg]

My dog is ambidextrous. He pees ON both of his front legs.

Thought I had the only one that does that. Everyday.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

My brother and his wife had a dog that wouldn’t turn right, only left. If it needed to go right it would do 270* to the left and then go Never saw that dog make a right turn.

I hope he was named Dale or Petty

 

[HailStout]

I have a big pit bull mix stray that wandered into our yard. Looks super scary when I take him for a walk. Until he squats and pees like a *****.

 

[HailStout]

My brother and his wife had a dog that wouldn’t turn right, only left. If it needed to go right it would do 270* to the left and then go Never saw that dog make a right turn.

I believe it was Socrates who said two wrongs don’t make a right but three lefts do

 

[msualohadog]

Slight hijack, but if anyone gets a bulldog they should name it Elijah...

 

[The Peeper]

My dog squats when he takes a piss.

You sure its a he/him and not a she/her? Of course that's not a question you can ask legally nowadays anyway so never mind.....

 

[The Peeper]

I have seen one hike both legs at same time and piiss almost backwards

 

[The Peeper]

I had a black lab that got out of pen, chasing some arse, and got hit in right hip.
Shattered several bones. It was going to be extremely costly for that surgery. I opted to remove the leg.
One of first times he peed post op, his brain was telling him to hike that right leg.

He ended up standing on front feet and backing up against tree.

 

[DerHntr]

Boy did this thread take a weird turn

 

[The Peeper]

My brother and his wife had a dog that wouldn’t turn right, only left. If it needed to go right it would do 270* to the left and then go Never saw that dog make a right turn.

I've heard the same about UPS drivers but they only making right hand turns when delivering.

 

[Muttley]

my dog

 

[The Peeper]

my dog

Looks like he's trying to pass a kidney stone, I recognize that posture

 

[Dawgbite]

I hope he was named Dale or Petty

Unfortunately is was a little yapping purse dog. It was one of those you just wanted to kick every time you saw it.

 

[Colonel Angus.sixpack]

My boykin, "Hooty" Houston Harding, will do both.

Hike to mark territory and stretch/squat to let it all out.

Mine named Elvis does the same. I think their pissing techniques must be learned behavior. He squats most of the time but occasionally will hike to mark something but not often. Must have been a female dominated litter.