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A Haiku thread just for you
UMass will get smashed
A Haiku thread just for you
UMass will get smashed
OFFICIAL 2026 UMass Haiku Thread
- Thread starter Knight Shift
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Season here at last!
Minutemen or minute men?
Thursday we shall see.
Minutemen or minute men?
Thursday we shall see.
There's no need to bluff
Just throw the damn ball to Duff
Until it's enough
Just throw the damn ball to Duff
Until it's enough
Massachusetts first
To test our brand new defense?
Keep them from scoring!
To test our brand new defense?
Keep them from scoring!
UMass is not good
Which for us is very good
We play enough good.
We play enough good
But do we play good enough?
We'll know soon enough.
Which for us is very good
We play enough good.
We play enough good
But do we play good enough?
We'll know soon enough.
Rain rain go away
No to Thunderstruck entrance!
Play No Rain, instead
Dance team should dress up
As bee girl from video
SHI will be buzzing!
No to Thunderstruck entrance!
Play No Rain, instead
Dance team should dress up
As bee girl from video
SHI will be buzzing!
The Season is Here
Can We Get Six Wins This Year?
Let's Get This One First
Can We Get Six Wins This Year?
Let's Get This One First
There once was a Director named ZinnLimerick has legs
Ha-Kiffen rhymes with stiffen
Poetry motion
Who came to the banks just to win
When observing Gary
Coach skills were near nary
And a search for anew would begin
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