Now we are talking! Only don’t make him stay here. Bring him back to my place when you *** over tonight.
What are you looking forward to this weekend (This is a likes whooore thread)
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I can’t wait to get tattooed tonight by you and your easthawk friend.
Tomorrow one of my buddies is having a "my wife's out of town" gathering of guys for an evening of whiskey drinking. I don't like whiskey, but I'm a team player. I'm heading out later to find a bottle of something that the group will deem acceptable.
Sunday is going to be for the pool and cooking out.
Sunday is going to be for the pool and cooking out.
@Easthawk1062 NOW DUBBLES GIBBLES WANS 2 BONE U 2 GOOD WORK HOSS
You know I only let you bone me but I have no problem with you boning other guys while I watch.
What a disgusting individual. I still don’t know why you follow this guy around or why you ever wanted to be with him.
I’m here for you, come cry in my shoulder.
KOOD YOU 2 HOSSES DU SOMPIN TO HIM SO HE DOEZNT COM BCK. PLEEZ.
In reality he is the epitome of why we need more darwinism and bullying.
NO I LEFT IT IN YOUR LIVING ROOM FOR YOU AND THE WIFE TO CLEAN UP.
HUGH PISSIN ONE OF THOSE PISSES THAT WHEN YOUR DONE YOU SAY THAT WAS A GOOD FUCAN PISSEN AND FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. HUGE PISSEN
WHEN I WAS STANDING THAR PISSEN A DOOR TO DOOR SALES REP KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND MRS MCLOVIN ANSWERD THE DOOR AND HE SAID
"IS THE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD HEAR?"
I SAID YEA THERES A COUPLA MEN HEAR YOU CAN TALK TO AND MCLOVIN WENT TO THE DOOR TO TALK TO HIM.
TURNS OUT MY DOG MARIO LICKED IT UP. WAY TO GO ASHOLE YOU TURNED MY DOG INTO A PISSS DOG
JUST IMAGIN IF THE DOOR TO DOOR SALES MAN HAD TO DEEL WITH MRS MCLOVIN THAT WOULDVE BEEN A DISATER. THANKFULLY A MAN WAS THERE
@McLovin32 IM GOING TO GO TO MY KIDS SCHOOL WHEN ONE OF THEM IS CALLING SICK AND GO INTO THE OFFICE AND WHEN THE RECEPTIONIST TRIES TALKING TO ME IM GOING TO LOOK PAST HER AND SAY
"IS THERE A MAN HERE I CAN TALK TO? SOMEONE IN CHARGE HERE? HELLO???"
"IS THERE A MAN HERE I CAN TALK TO? SOMEONE IN CHARGE HERE? HELLO???"
The wife and I were looking forward to a wedding tomorrow night in the DSM metro, as well as the hotel sex before and after said wedding. No kids event and our babysitter bailed at 9am this morning. No reinforcements available. To make matters worse the wife dropped $180 on a floor length dress (black tie dress code), the $250 hotel is past cancel point, and the mother of the groom text my wife an hr ago letting her know that we will be responsible for paying fir the $70 a plate dinner we RSVPd for. Fun little $600 weekend of staying home.
PICS? JUST LEAVEM HOME WITH A CREDIT CARD FOR PIZZA THEYLL BE ALRITE
Luckily I've already got all of that here at the house!Bring the trifecta
I use them to mix up batches of what I call "the desperate housewife"!
With new leadership these poor white folks will be able to afford the shoes they deserve...
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