What are you looking forward to this weekend (This is a likes whooore thread)

[DoubleDutch]

UR FUCAN TRAPPID HEER PREPAIR UR ANUS

Now we are talking! Only don’t make him stay here. Bring him back to my place when you *** over tonight.

 

[GOHOX69]

MORE CAPS LOCK BISCHES.

 

[DoubleDutch]

WE SHUD GET THIS TATTOO

I can’t wait to get tattooed tonight by you and your easthawk friend.

 

[LunchBox50]

MORE CAPS LOCK BISCHES.

CAPZ ATTAK FIR DAYZ SHID!!!

 

[NDallasRuss]

Tomorrow one of my buddies is having a "my wife's out of town" gathering of guys for an evening of whiskey drinking. I don't like whiskey, but I'm a team player. I'm heading out later to find a bottle of something that the group will deem acceptable.

Sunday is going to be for the pool and cooking out.

 

[LunchBox50]

I can’t wait to get tattooed tonight by you and your easthawk friend.

@Easthawk1062 NOW DUBBLES GIBBLES WANS 2 BONE U 2 GOOD WORK HOSS

 

[Moral]

Like this if you aren't a coward.

 

[AFM22]

Tomorrow one of my buddies is having a "my wife's out of town" gathering of guys for an evening of whiskey drinking. I don't like whiskey, but I'm a team player. I'm heading out later to find a bottle of something that the group will deem acceptable.

Sunday is going to be for the pool and cooking out.

Bring the trifecta

 

[DoubleDutch]

@Easthawk1062 NOW DUBBLES GIBBLES WANS 2 BONE U 2 GOOD WORK HOSS

You know I only let you bone me but I have no problem with you boning other guys while I watch.

 

[GOHOX69]

Who is bringing the ice cold sprite?

 

[LunchBox50]

You know I only let you bone me but I have no problem with you boning other guys while I watch.

Same guy:

 

[DoubleDutch]

Same guy:

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What a disgusting individual. I still don’t know why you follow this guy around or why you ever wanted to be with him.
I’m here for you, come cry in my shoulder.

 

[Ktrain1969]

@Easthawk1062 NOW DUBBLES GIBBLES WANS 2 BONE U 2 GOOD WORK HOSS

KOOD YOU 2 HOSSES DU SOMPIN TO HIM SO HE DOEZNT COM BCK. PLEEZ.

In reality he is the epitome of why we need more darwinism and bullying.

 

[Easthawk1062]

HEY!!! WHO RULES?!

 

[McLovin32]

@Easthawk1062 DID YOU CLEAN UP YOUR PISSSSYET

 

[Easthawk1062]

@Easthawk1062 DID YOU CLEAN UP YOUR PISSSSYET

NO I LEFT IT IN YOUR LIVING ROOM FOR YOU AND THE WIFE TO CLEAN UP.

 

[Easthawk1062]

HUGH PISSIN ONE OF THOSE PISSES THAT WHEN YOUR DONE YOU SAY THAT WAS A GOOD FUCAN PISSEN AND FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. HUGE PISSEN

 

[AFM22]

HUGH PISSIN ONE OF THOSE PISSES THAT WHEN YOUR DONE YOU SAY THAT WAS A GOOD FUCAN PISSEN AND FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. HUGE PISSEN

I like the ones that stink

 

[Easthawk1062]

I like the ones that stink

WHEN I WAS STANDING THAR PISSEN A DOOR TO DOOR SALES REP KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND MRS MCLOVIN ANSWERD THE DOOR AND HE SAID
"IS THE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD HEAR?"
I SAID YEA THERES A COUPLA MEN HEAR YOU CAN TALK TO AND MCLOVIN WENT TO THE DOOR TO TALK TO HIM.

 

[McLovin32]

NO I LEFT IT IN YOUR LIVING ROOM FOR YOU AND THE WIFE TO CLEAN UP.

TURNS OUT MY DOG MARIO LICKED IT UP. WAY TO GO ASHOLE YOU TURNED MY DOG INTO A PISSS DOG

 

[Easthawk1062]

JUST IMAGIN IF THE DOOR TO DOOR SALES MAN HAD TO DEEL WITH MRS MCLOVIN THAT WOULDVE BEEN A DISATER. THANKFULLY A MAN WAS THERE

 

[Easthawk1062]

TURNS OUT MY DOG MARIO LICKED IT UP. WAY TO GO ASHOLE YOU TURNED MY DOG INTO A PISSS DOG

LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN CALL HIM PISSHOUND NOW PAL

 

[Easthawk1062]

@McLovin32 IM GOING TO GO TO MY KIDS SCHOOL WHEN ONE OF THEM IS CALLING SICK AND GO INTO THE OFFICE AND WHEN THE RECEPTIONIST TRIES TALKING TO ME IM GOING TO LOOK PAST HER AND SAY
"IS THERE A MAN HERE I CAN TALK TO? SOMEONE IN CHARGE HERE? HELLO???"

 

[noleclone2]

 

[McLovin32]

@McLovin32 IM GOING TO GO TO MY KIDS SCHOOL WHEN ONE OF THEM IS CALLING SICK AND GO INTO THE OFFICE AND WHEN THE RECEPTIONIST TRIES TALKING TO ME IM GOING TO LOOK PAST HER AND SAY
"IS THERE A MAN HERE I CAN TALK TO? SOMEONE IN CHARGE HERE? HELLO???"

WOMEN LOVE THAT

 

[Easthawk1062]

WOMEN LOVE THAT

I SHULDA DONE THAT MORE TO BARB BEFORE SHE LEFT ME

 

[McLovin32]

I SHULDA DONE THAT MORE TO BARB BEFORE SHE LEFT ME

BUT EVERYTHING STILL TURNED OUT OK

GOBBLESSED

 

[Easthawk1062]

BUT EVERYTHING STILL TURNED OUT OK

GOBBLESSED

YEA IM DOAN ALRITE I THINK

 

[JohnBeckwith]

The wife and I were looking forward to a wedding tomorrow night in the DSM metro, as well as the hotel sex before and after said wedding. No kids event and our babysitter bailed at 9am this morning. No reinforcements available. To make matters worse the wife dropped $180 on a floor length dress (black tie dress code), the $250 hotel is past cancel point, and the mother of the groom text my wife an hr ago letting her know that we will be responsible for paying fir the $70 a plate dinner we RSVPd for. Fun little $600 weekend of staying home.

 

[McLovin32]

The wife and I were looking forward to a wedding tomorrow night in the DSM metro, as well as the hotel sex before and after said wedding. No kids event and our babysitter bailed at 9am this morning. No reinforcements available. To make matters worse the wife dropped $180 on a floor length dress (black tie dress code), the $250 hotel is past cancel point, and the mother of the groom text my wife an hr ago letting her know that we will be responsible for paying fir the $70 a plate dinner we RSVPd for. Fun little $600 weekend of staying home.

 

[Easthawk1062]

The wife and I were looking forward to a wedding tomorrow night in the DSM metro, as well as the hotel sex before and after said wedding. No kids event and our babysitter bailed at 9am this morning. No reinforcements available. To make matters worse the wife dropped $180 on a floor length dress (black tie dress code), the $250 hotel is past cancel point, and the mother of the groom text my wife an hr ago letting her know that we will be responsible for paying fir the $70 a plate dinner we RSVPd for. Fun little $600 weekend of staying home.

PICS? JUST LEAVEM HOME WITH A CREDIT CARD FOR PIZZA THEYLL BE ALRITE

 

[NDallasRuss]

Bring the trifecta

Luckily I've already got all of that here at the house!

I use them to mix up batches of what I call "the desperate housewife"!

 

[NDallasRuss]

You know I only let you bone me but I have no problem with you boning other guys while I watch.

 

[Moral]

 

[Iowameat]

 

[Moral]

 

[Moral]

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[HoggI74]

With new leadership these poor white folks will be able to afford the shoes they deserve...