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Xenomorph

Heisman

Feb 15, 2007

16,128

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Woman arrested in Ellisville completely nude, in possession of marijuana, modified firearms

Katelyn Maxwell was arrested by EPD and charged with DUI refusal, possession of marijuana in a motor vehicle while in possession of a firearm, careless driving, and no seatbelt.

www.wlox.com

 

Drebin

Heisman

Aug 22, 2012

22,523

27,496

113

• Jul 17, 2026

• #2

Xenomorph said:

Woman arrested in Ellisville completely nude, in possession of marijuana, modified firearms

Katelyn Maxwell was arrested by EPD and charged with DUI refusal, possession of marijuana in a motor vehicle while in possession of a firearm, careless driving, and no seatbelt.

www.wlox.com

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A young lady can't toke up, get nekkid, and drive across Jones County with her firearms anymore?

 

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FreeDawg

All-Conference

Oct 6, 2010

4,097

1,091

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• #3

Constructive Total Loss

 

dorndawg

Heisman

Sep 10, 2012

9,356

10,688

113

• Jul 17, 2026

• #4

Drebin said:

What's the world coming to, when a young lady can't toke up, get nekkid, and drive across Jones County with her firearms?

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It's like people can't have a hobby any more

 

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grinningmule

Heisman

Jul 15, 2021

5,434

20,117

113

• Jul 17, 2026

• #5

Total loss. No buyback. Straight to the crusher.

 

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Willow Grove Dawg

All-American

Nov 3, 2016

8,422

6,117

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Who among us has not driven nude under the influence of alcohol & drugs while transporting some military grade weapons?

Just in case anyone was wondering - Ellisville is in Jones County

 

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greenbean.sixpack

All-American

Oct 6, 2012

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8,845

113

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• #7

What happened to the free state of Jones?

 

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Moondawgg

Junior

Sep 30, 2022

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343

63

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• #8

Love the stickers on the weapons
“Cereal numbers are for Feds”
“ATF is gay”

 

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Dawgzilla2

All-Conference

Oct 9, 2022

2,717

3,079

113

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They asked her to.put on clothes before stepping out of the car.

So, she had clothes, she just wasn't wearing them at the moment.

Or her seat belt, which is really dangerous. But she probably took off her seat belt to remove her clothes.

 

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Colonel Angus.sixpack

All-Conference

Aug 23, 2012

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Herbert Nenninger

All-Conference

Feb 9, 2019

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There’s a Naked Gun joke to be had here somewhere.

 

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RocketDawg

All-Conference

Oct 21, 2011

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I was wondering which one was Katelyn until I saw the caption later in the article.

 

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TilloDwg

Senior

Aug 25, 2012

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507

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Hotdiggydawg

Redshirt

Aug 23, 2012

82

14

8

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Was this at Wendy's and was our DC with her?

 

BoDawg.sixpack

All-Conference

Feb 5, 2010

5,830

3,539

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Looking at her mug shot, I'd probably have to be toasted and baked to hit that.

 

Hugh's Burner Phone

All-American

Aug 3, 2017

5,419

6,359

113

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BoDawg.sixpack said:

Looking at her mug shot, I'd probably have to be toasted and baked to hit that.

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She had the booze and weed for you.

 

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Shmuley

Heisman

Mar 6, 2008

24,326

12,306

113

• Jul 17, 2026

• #17

Did she proceed to the nearest Wendy’s drive-thru?

 

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DCDisAloser

Redshirt

Jul 4, 2026

17

7

3

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Xenomorph said:

Woman arrested in Ellisville completely nude, in possession of marijuana, modified firearms

Katelyn Maxwell was arrested by EPD and charged with DUI refusal, possession of marijuana in a motor vehicle while in possession of a firearm, careless driving, and no seatbelt.

www.wlox.com

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Did you approve this with glfr and his boyfriend?

 

dawgstudent

Heisman

Apr 15, 2003

40,532

22,329

113

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If she committed statutory rape - any young male teen would be traumatized. Lock her up.

 

HotMop

All-American

May 8, 2006

8,599

7,357

113

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dawgstudent said:

If she committed statutory rape - any young male teen would be traumatized. Lock her up.

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TaleofTwoDogs

All-Conference

Jun 1, 2004

4,343

2,136

113

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dawgstudent said:

If she committed statutory rape - any young male teen would be traumatized. Lock her up.

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Her car buddy, Shon, be cool, he be 24. But the boys back at the trailer might be mental..........

 

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Barkman Turner Overdrive

All-Conference

May 28, 2006

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3,301

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Need @ClintonInHelen ’s take.

 

ClintonInHelen

All-Conference

Feb 25, 2008

635

1,489

93

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Barkman Turner Overdrive said:

Need @ClintonInHelen ’s take.

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Would not hit…

 

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