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[Xenomorph]

Woman arrested in Ellisville completely nude, in possession of marijuana, modified firearms

Katelyn Maxwell was arrested by EPD and charged with DUI refusal, possession of marijuana in a motor vehicle while in possession of a firearm, careless driving, and no seatbelt.

www.wlox.com

 

[Drebin]

Woman arrested in Ellisville completely nude, in possession of marijuana, modified firearms

Katelyn Maxwell was arrested by EPD and charged with DUI refusal, possession of marijuana in a motor vehicle while in possession of a firearm, careless driving, and no seatbelt.

www.wlox.com

A young lady can't toke up, get nekkid, and drive across Jones County with her firearms anymore?

 

[FreeDawg]

Constructive Total Loss

 

[dorndawg]

What's the world coming to, when a young lady can't toke up, get nekkid, and drive across Jones County with her firearms?

It's like people can't have a hobby any more

 

[grinningmule]

Total loss. No buyback. Straight to the crusher.

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

Who among us has not driven nude under the influence of alcohol & drugs while transporting some military grade weapons?

Just in case anyone was wondering - Ellisville is in Jones County

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

What happened to the free state of Jones?

 

[Moondawgg]

Love the stickers on the weapons
“Cereal numbers are for Feds”
“ATF is gay”

 

[Dawgzilla2]

They asked her to.put on clothes before stepping out of the car.

So, she had clothes, she just wasn't wearing them at the moment.

Or her seat belt, which is really dangerous. But she probably took off her seat belt to remove her clothes.

 

[Colonel Angus.sixpack]

 

[Herbert Nenninger]

There’s a Naked Gun joke to be had here somewhere.

 

[RocketDawg]

I was wondering which one was Katelyn until I saw the caption later in the article.

 

[TilloDwg]

 

[Hotdiggydawg]

Was this at Wendy's and was our DC with her?

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

Looking at her mug shot, I'd probably have to be toasted and baked to hit that.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Looking at her mug shot, I'd probably have to be toasted and baked to hit that.

She had the booze and weed for you.

 

[Shmuley]

Did she proceed to the nearest Wendy’s drive-thru?

 

[DCDisAloser]

Woman arrested in Ellisville completely nude, in possession of marijuana, modified firearms

Katelyn Maxwell was arrested by EPD and charged with DUI refusal, possession of marijuana in a motor vehicle while in possession of a firearm, careless driving, and no seatbelt.

www.wlox.com

Did you approve this with glfr and his boyfriend?

 

[dawgstudent]

If she committed statutory rape - any young male teen would be traumatized. Lock her up.

 

[HotMop]

If she committed statutory rape - any young male teen would be traumatized. Lock her up.

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

If she committed statutory rape - any young male teen would be traumatized. Lock her up.

Her car buddy, Shon, be cool, he be 24. But the boys back at the trailer might be mental..........

 

[Barkman Turner Overdrive]

Need @ClintonInHelen ’s take.

 

[ClintonInHelen]

Need @ClintonInHelen ’s take.

Would not hit…