Explosive diarrhea outbreak has been traced to

PrestonyteParrot · Wednesday at 12:04 PM

''Satire Alert''

Explosive Diarrhea Epidemic Traced To Gain-Of-Function Lab At Taco Bell Institute

IRVINE, CA — Though initial reports indicated that the recent cyclosporiasis outbreak had happened naturally through people consuming produce contaminated with parasites, officials announced on Wednesday that the explosive diarrhea epidemic had been traced to a gain-of-function lab at the Taco...

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bayrooster · Wednesday at 1:44 PM

PrestonyteParrot said:
''Satire Alert''

Explosive Diarrhea Epidemic Traced To Gain-Of-Function Lab At Taco Bell Institute

IRVINE, CA — Though initial reports indicated that the recent cyclosporiasis outbreak had happened naturally through people consuming produce contaminated with parasites, officials announced on Wednesday that the explosive diarrhea epidemic had been traced to a gain-of-function lab at the Taco...

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Taco Bell ground beef was always a science experiment.

Lurker123 · Wednesday at 2:14 PM

bayrooster said:
Taco Bell ground beef was always a science experiment.

Taco Bell causing diarrhea has been the worst kept secret for DECADES.

Evilchicken · Wednesday at 11:12 PM

Lies! It’s not Taco Bell, it’s Chipotle. Let’s be honest, Chipotle is like a Wuhan wet market.

o_Pepsicock · Wednesday at 11:23 PM

I hate lettuce and tomatoes.

rockingamecock · Thursday at 6:19 AM

Taco Smell and Chipotle . . . 2 places we'll never eat at.

Johnnysurf · Thursday at 7:04 AM

Doo Doo ice?

bayrooster · Thursday at 8:27 AM

Johnnysurf said:
Doo Doo ice?

Years of doodoo ice at WB should make you immune to Taco Bell.

PrestonyteParrot · Friday at 11:59 AM

Here's the follow-up ''Satire Alert''

Taco Bell Releases New Imodium A-D Sauce Packets To Combat Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak

U.S. — Fast-food giant Taco Bell introduced Imodium A-D sauce packets to help customers combat the explosive diarrhea caused by consuming the restaurant chain's food.

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CockofEarle · Friday at 6:23 PM

o_Pepsicock said:
I hate lettuce and tomatoes.

U can put a man on the moon, but only get good maters in July-Aug.

HI Cock1 · Saturday at 1:38 AM

At least 30% of the country thinks the OP article is real.

PrestonyteParrot · Saturday at 6:44 AM

HI Cock1 said:
At least 30% of the country thinks the OP article is real.

Taco Bell hiring Fauci as spokesman based on his proven ability to lie with a straight face and no conscience.

Legal_fowl · Saturday at 7:33 AM

PrestonyteParrot said:
Taco Bell hiring Fauci as spokesman based on his proven ability to lie with a straight face and no conscience.

The only person with the proven ability to lie with a straight face and no conscience is Trump.

PrestonyteParrot · Saturday at 8:28 AM

Legal_fowl said:
The only person with the proven ability to lie with a straight face and no conscience is Trump.

That's funny, Biden felt the need to pardon Fauci for being truthful.

jkc4USC · Saturday at 7:31 PM

Taco Bell = explosive diarrhea. Sounds like a regular day at the office.

PrestonyteParrot · Sunday at 9:42 AM

Here's the follow-up Part 3 ''Satire Alert''

'Who’s Laughing Now?' Says Covid Toilet Paper Hoarder After Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak

LANSING, MI — Six years after friends and neighbors mercilessly mocked him for filling his garage with industrial-sized towers of toilet paper during the COVID pandemic, local man Greg Hutchins reportedly emerged from his home Friday with a smug grin and a fresh roll of Charmin draped...

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FLGCK93 · Sunday at 1:42 PM

C’mon…I would chance blow outs for .49c tacos and burritos any day after a night out in 5 Points. This was the early 90’s.

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