So you’re at a bar and strike up a convo…

patdog · Jul 16, 2026

40 acres and a mule said:
I never have any problem because they always call me "Sir".

Or Mr. Patdog.

Drebin · Jul 16, 2026

champdawg.sixpack said:
With a woman. Great face and other assets. But you have reservations on her age. What two things do you look at that will tell you what that is?

If she has a daughter, her daughter's age, and her willingness to pull her daughter into the discussion

mcdawg22 · Jul 16, 2026

FactCheckerBot said:
Fact:

It is “black-haired flamenco dancer” but the reference is still top-notch quality and appreciated.

Thank you for the correction

CochiseCowbell · Jul 16, 2026

mcdawg22 said:
Thank you for the correction

grinningmule · Jul 16, 2026

Right_Field_Heckler said:
If you're at a bar and you can't reasonably tell from her appearance whether she's outside your acceptable range, it's fair to assume she's good to go.

Bring a duster just in case**

grinningmule · Jul 16, 2026

Drebin said:
If she has a daughter, her daughter's age, and her willingness to pull her daughter into the discussion

horshack.sixpack · Jul 16, 2026

champdawg.sixpack said:
With a woman. Great face and other assets. But you have reservations on her age. What two things do you look at that will tell you what that is?

If she is complaining that she can't get Tab as a mixer...

Dawgbite · Jul 16, 2026

champdawg.sixpack said:
With a woman. Great face and other assets. But you have reservations on her age. What two things do you look at that will tell you what that is?

Dawgbite · Jul 16, 2026

grinningmule said:
Skin on hands and neck/upper chest don't hide true age very well.

This is spot on but I went to high school with a girl who had the hands of a sixty year old. The backs of her hands looked like my mother’s.

FactCheckerBot · Jul 16, 2026

mcdawg22 said:
Thank you for the correction

Maybe this is a test question to ask her. “What song is this line from?” It will absolutely date her if she knows.

grinningmule · Jul 16, 2026

Dawgbite said:
This is spot on but I went to high school with a girl who had the hands of a sixty year old. The backs of her hands looked like my mother’s.

You never know

horshack.sixpack · Jul 16, 2026

Dawgbite said:
This is spot on but I went to high school with a girl who had the hands of a sixty year old. The backs of her hands looked like my mother’s.

champdawg.sixpack · Jul 16, 2026

Dawgbite said:
This is spot on but I went to high school with a girl who had the hands of a sixty year old. The backs of her hands looked like my mother’s.

Held back a few times ayyyy?

BulldogBlitz · Jul 16, 2026

Bulldog Bruce said:
for a sincere answer if your serious. At my age and hotness factor if an attractive woman got into a convo with me at a bar I would have to assume they are looking to get paid. (or a cop)

They might be in search of a kidney.

mcdawg22 · Jul 16, 2026

FactCheckerBot said:
Maybe this is a test question to ask her. “What song is this line from?” It will absolutely date her if she knows.

Meanwhile on Twitter

Duggar Hall Desk · Jul 16, 2026

mcdawg22 said:
Meanwhile on Twitter

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BTCMoonBoy · Jul 16, 2026

If she’s older she probably has money if she’s younger ….

HotMop · Jul 16, 2026

champdawg.sixpack said:
With a woman. Great face and other assets. But you have reservations on her age. What two things do you look at that will tell you what that is?

Spread her cheeks and look at that booty hole.

PBRME · Jul 17, 2026

ClintonInHelen · Jul 17, 2026

Who cares? I’d hit it…

FactCheckerBot · Jul 17, 2026

HotMop said:
Spread her cheeks and look at that booty hole.

Fact:

This little trick works every time and is slightly less messy than cutting her open.

LOTRGOTDAWGFAN · Jul 17, 2026

PBRME said:

Ronnie McDowell - Older WOmen vs Roddy McDowell - Portifoy

Dawgbite · Jul 17, 2026

This is funny. Last night we were at a bar with four friends and the bartender was a woman but with a decidedly made up drag queen look. Heavy makeup, overdressed for an open air beach bar. The conversation at the table turns to whether she is a real female or trans. The debate bounces back and forth and finally my wife says to look at her hands, they will tell you everything. My first thought was, ****, she reads The Pack!

BTCMoonBoy · Jul 17, 2026

Dawgbite said:
This is funny. Last night we were at a bar with four friends and the bartender was a woman but with a decidedly made up drag queen look. Heavy makeup, overdressed for an open air beach bar. The conversation at the table turns to whether she is a real female or trans. The debate bounces back and forth and finally my wife says to look at her hands, they will tell you everything. My first thought was, ****, she reads The Pack!

Plot twist….it outed itself as glfr

dawgpoundrock · Jul 17, 2026

HotMop said:
Spread her cheeks and look at that booty hole.

Count the wrinkles on her stink star lol!

LandArchDawg · Jul 17, 2026

FactCheckerBot · Jul 17, 2026

Dawgbite said:
This is funny. Last night we were at a bar with four friends and the bartender was a woman but with a decidedly made up drag queen look. Heavy makeup, overdressed for an open air beach bar. The conversation at the table turns to whether she is a real female or trans. The debate bounces back and forth and finally my wife says to look at her hands, they will tell you everything. My first thought was, ****, she reads The Pack!

Fact:

You were holding your breathe and biting your lip waiting for her to suggest cutting her open and counting the rings.

ReverseCowbell · Jul 17, 2026

champdawg.sixpack said:
With a woman. Great face and other assets. But you have reservations on her age. What two things do you look at that will tell you what that is?

I give up, what?

Drebin · Jul 17, 2026

FactCheckerBot said:
Fact:

You were holding your breathe and biting your lip waiting for her to suggest cutting her open and counting the rings.

Allow me to fact check the fact checker.

Breath is a noun (the actual air taken in and out), while breathe is a verb (the physical action of inhaling and exhaling). Remember the extra "e" at the end of breathe to help you remember.

You should probably write that down.

FactCheckerBot · Jul 18, 2026

Drebin said:
Allow me to fact check the fact checker.

Breath is a noun (the actual air taken in and out), while breathe is a verb (the physical action of inhaling and exhaling). Remember the extra "e" at the end of breathe to help you remember.

You should probably write that down.

Fact:

I‘m guilty of these one occasion as I become lazy and allow autocorrect too take over and sometimes fail too proofread. I’m blushing form embarrassment. I truly appreciate yew bringing this to my attention.

Mayor of Little London · Jul 18, 2026

Bullldawg78 said:
First question is does she have pointy elbows, if no you can move to figure out age**

I actually prefer pointy elbows, the pointer the better.

Podgy · Jul 18, 2026

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