So you’re at a bar and strike up a convo…

[patdog]

I never have any problem because they always call me "Sir".

Or Mr. Patdog.

 

[Drebin]

With a woman. Great face and other assets. But you have reservations on her age. What two things do you look at that will tell you what that is?

If she has a daughter, her daughter's age, and her willingness to pull her daughter into the discussion

 

[mcdawg22]

Fact:

It is “black-haired flamenco dancer” but the reference is still top-notch quality and appreciated.

Thank you for the correction

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Thank you for the correction

 

[grinningmule]

If you're at a bar and you can't reasonably tell from her appearance whether she's outside your acceptable range, it's fair to assume she's good to go.

Bring a duster just in case**

 

[grinningmule]

If she has a daughter, her daughter's age, and her willingness to pull her daughter into the discussion

 

[horshack.sixpack]

With a woman. Great face and other assets. But you have reservations on her age. What two things do you look at that will tell you what that is?

If she is complaining that she can't get Tab as a mixer...

 

[Dawgbite]

With a woman. Great face and other assets. But you have reservations on her age. What two things do you look at that will tell you what that is?

 

[Dawgbite]

Skin on hands and neck/upper chest don't hide true age very well.

This is spot on but I went to high school with a girl who had the hands of a sixty year old. The backs of her hands looked like my mother’s.

 

[FactCheckerBot]

Thank you for the correction

Maybe this is a test question to ask her. “What song is this line from?” It will absolutely date her if she knows.

 

[grinningmule]

This is spot on but I went to high school with a girl who had the hands of a sixty year old. The backs of her hands looked like my mother’s.

You never know

 

[horshack.sixpack]

This is spot on but I went to high school with a girl who had the hands of a sixty year old. The backs of her hands looked like my mother’s.

 

[champdawg.sixpack]

This is spot on but I went to high school with a girl who had the hands of a sixty year old. The backs of her hands looked like my mother’s.

Held back a few times ayyyy?

 

[BulldogBlitz]

for a sincere answer if your serious. At my age and hotness factor if an attractive woman got into a convo with me at a bar I would have to assume they are looking to get paid. (or a cop)

They might be in search of a kidney.

 

[mcdawg22]

Maybe this is a test question to ask her. “What song is this line from?” It will absolutely date her if she knows.

Meanwhile on Twitter

 

[Duggar Hall Desk]

Meanwhile on Twitter

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[BTCMoonBoy]

If she’s older she probably has money if she’s younger ….

 

[HotMop]

With a woman. Great face and other assets. But you have reservations on her age. What two things do you look at that will tell you what that is?

Spread her cheeks and look at that booty hole.

 

[PBRME]

 

[ClintonInHelen]

Who cares? I’d hit it…

 

[FactCheckerBot]

Spread her cheeks and look at that booty hole.

Fact:

This little trick works every time and is slightly less messy than cutting her open.

 

[LOTRGOTDAWGFAN]

Ronnie McDowell - Older WOmen vs Roddy McDowell - Portifoy

 

[Dawgbite]

This is funny. Last night we were at a bar with four friends and the bartender was a woman but with a decidedly made up drag queen look. Heavy makeup, overdressed for an open air beach bar. The conversation at the table turns to whether she is a real female or trans. The debate bounces back and forth and finally my wife says to look at her hands, they will tell you everything. My first thought was, ****, she reads The Pack!

 

[BTCMoonBoy]

This is funny. Last night we were at a bar with four friends and the bartender was a woman but with a decidedly made up drag queen look. Heavy makeup, overdressed for an open air beach bar. The conversation at the table turns to whether she is a real female or trans. The debate bounces back and forth and finally my wife says to look at her hands, they will tell you everything. My first thought was, ****, she reads The Pack!

Plot twist….it outed itself as glfr

 

[dawgpoundrock]

Spread her cheeks and look at that booty hole.

Count the wrinkles on her stink star lol!

 

[LandArchDawg]

 

[FactCheckerBot]

This is funny. Last night we were at a bar with four friends and the bartender was a woman but with a decidedly made up drag queen look. Heavy makeup, overdressed for an open air beach bar. The conversation at the table turns to whether she is a real female or trans. The debate bounces back and forth and finally my wife says to look at her hands, they will tell you everything. My first thought was, ****, she reads The Pack!

Fact:

You were holding your breathe and biting your lip waiting for her to suggest cutting her open and counting the rings.

 

[ReverseCowbell]

With a woman. Great face and other assets. But you have reservations on her age. What two things do you look at that will tell you what that is?

I give up, what?

 

[Drebin]

Fact:

You were holding your breathe and biting your lip waiting for her to suggest cutting her open and counting the rings.

Allow me to fact check the fact checker.

Breath is a noun (the actual air taken in and out), while breathe is a verb (the physical action of inhaling and exhaling). Remember the extra "e" at the end of breathe to help you remember.

You should probably write that down.

 

[FactCheckerBot]

Allow me to fact check the fact checker.

Breath is a noun (the actual air taken in and out), while breathe is a verb (the physical action of inhaling and exhaling). Remember the extra "e" at the end of breathe to help you remember.

You should probably write that down.

Fact:

I‘m guilty of these one occasion as I become lazy and allow autocorrect too take over and sometimes fail too proofread. I’m blushing form embarrassment. I truly appreciate yew bringing this to my attention.

 

[Mayor of Little London]

First question is does she have pointy elbows, if no you can move to figure out age**

I actually prefer pointy elbows, the pointer the better.

 

[Podgy]

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