So you’re at a bar and strike up a convo…
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If she has a daughter, her daughter's age, and her willingness to pull her daughter into the discussion
If she is complaining that she can't get Tab as a mixer...
This is spot on but I went to high school with a girl who had the hands of a sixty year old. The backs of her hands looked like my mother’s.
Maybe this is a test question to ask her. “What song is this line from?” It will absolutely date her if she knows.
Spread her cheeks and look at that booty hole.
Fact:
This little trick works every time and is slightly less messy than cutting her open.
This is funny. Last night we were at a bar with four friends and the bartender was a woman but with a decidedly made up drag queen look. Heavy makeup, overdressed for an open air beach bar. The conversation at the table turns to whether she is a real female or trans. The debate bounces back and forth and finally my wife says to look at her hands, they will tell you everything. My first thought was, ****, she reads The Pack!
Fact:
You were holding your breathe and biting your lip waiting for her to suggest cutting her open and counting the rings.
Allow me to fact check the fact checker.
Breath is a noun (the actual air taken in and out), while breathe is a verb (the physical action of inhaling and exhaling). Remember the extra "e" at the end of breathe to help you remember.
You should probably write that down.
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I‘m guilty of these one occasion as I become lazy and allow autocorrect too take over and sometimes fail too proofread. I’m blushing form embarrassment. I truly appreciate yew bringing this to my attention.
I actually prefer pointy elbows, the pointer the better.