So you’re at a bar and strike up a convo…

40 acres and a mule said:

I never have any problem because they always call me "Sir".

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champdawg.sixpack said:

With a woman. Great face and other assets. But you have reservations on her age. What two things do you look at that will tell you what that is?

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FactCheckerBot said:

Fact:

It is “black-haired flamenco dancer” but the reference is still top-notch quality and appreciated.

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mcdawg22 said:

Thank you for the correction

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Right_Field_Heckler said:

If you're at a bar and you can't reasonably tell from her appearance whether she's outside your acceptable range, it's fair to assume she's good to go.

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Drebin said:

If she has a daughter, her daughter's age, and her willingness to pull her daughter into the discussion

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champdawg.sixpack said:

With a woman. Great face and other assets. But you have reservations on her age. What two things do you look at that will tell you what that is?

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champdawg.sixpack said:

With a woman. Great face and other assets. But you have reservations on her age. What two things do you look at that will tell you what that is?

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grinningmule said:

Skin on hands and neck/upper chest don't hide true age very well.

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mcdawg22 said:

Thank you for the correction

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Dawgbite said:

This is spot on but I went to high school with a girl who had the hands of a sixty year old. The backs of her hands looked like my mother’s.

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Dawgbite said:

This is spot on but I went to high school with a girl who had the hands of a sixty year old. The backs of her hands looked like my mother’s.

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Bulldog Bruce said:

for a sincere answer if your serious. At my age and hotness factor if an attractive woman got into a convo with me at a bar I would have to assume they are looking to get paid. (or a cop)

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FactCheckerBot said:

Maybe this is a test question to ask her. “What song is this line from?” It will absolutely date her if she knows.

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mcdawg22 said:

Meanwhile on Twitter

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champdawg.sixpack said:

With a woman. Great face and other assets. But you have reservations on her age. What two things do you look at that will tell you what that is?

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HotMop said:

Spread her cheeks and look at that booty hole.

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Dawgbite said:

This is funny. Last night we were at a bar with four friends and the bartender was a woman but with a decidedly made up drag queen look. Heavy makeup, overdressed for an open air beach bar. The conversation at the table turns to whether she is a real female or trans. The debate bounces back and forth and finally my wife says to look at her hands, they will tell you everything. My first thought was, ****, she reads The Pack!

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HotMop said:

Spread her cheeks and look at that booty hole.

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Dawgbite said:

This is funny. Last night we were at a bar with four friends and the bartender was a woman but with a decidedly made up drag queen look. Heavy makeup, overdressed for an open air beach bar. The conversation at the table turns to whether she is a real female or trans. The debate bounces back and forth and finally my wife says to look at her hands, they will tell you everything. My first thought was, ****, she reads The Pack!

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champdawg.sixpack said:

With a woman. Great face and other assets. But you have reservations on her age. What two things do you look at that will tell you what that is?

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FactCheckerBot said:

Fact:

You were holding your breathe and biting your lip waiting for her to suggest cutting her open and counting the rings.

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Drebin said:

Allow me to fact check the fact checker.

Breath is a noun (the actual air taken in and out), while breathe is a verb (the physical action of inhaling and exhaling). Remember the extra "e" at the end of breathe to help you remember.

You should probably write that down.

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Bullldawg78 said:

First question is does she have pointy elbows, if no you can move to figure out age**

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