Oh, JD. You tried, bro. šŸ˜‚

RagnarLothbrok

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I keep telling the MAGA Idiot Brigade they aren’t funny not because I am mean or lack a sense of humor. Lol. No, I tell them these things in hopes they will avoid awkward moments like this one:



Ryan Gosling Reaction GIF


To JD’s credit, after his ā€œjokeā€ failed to land and was met with silence, he made a seamless pivot to praising the service members in the audience. Had it been Trump, you just know there’s no way he would have been able to read the room. The next ten minutes would have went something like:

ā€œOf course, just like all of you here today, I have fallen…fallen so many times. Dealt with so many hardships. Unfair treatment from the radical left Marxists and fake news…they’re all just…so bad. Bad people. Really bad people…But I always get up. I always keep fighting. Because that’s what we warriors and great patriots do, right? We never stay down…never down. Not for very long. Always rising…gotta keep rising. Of course, I have also had plenty of rises…many rises. Just this morning, I met with the generals. They said, ā€˜Sir, we can’t believe how many times they try to keep you down. But you never stay down for long. You always rise victorious..rise…rise, rise… in victory.’ So many say thisā€¦ā€
 

TC_Nole_OX

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Mar 29, 2002
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I keep telling the MAGA Idiot Brigade they aren’t funny not because I am mean or lack a sense of humor. Lol. No, I tell them these things in hopes they will avoid awkward moments like this one:



Ryan Gosling Reaction GIF


To JD’s credit, after his ā€œjokeā€ failed to land and was met with silence, he made a seamless pivot to praising the service members in the audience. Had it been Trump, you just know there’s no way he would have been able to read the room. The next ten minutes would have went something like:

ā€œOf course, just like all of you here today, I have fallen…fallen so many times. Dealt with so many hardships. Unfair treatment from the radical left Marxists and fake news…they’re all just…so bad. Bad people. Really bad people…But I always get up. I always keep fighting. Because that’s what we warriors and great patriots do, right? We never stay down…never down. Not for very long. Always rising…gotta keep rising. Of course, I have also had plenty of rises…many rises. Just this morning, I met with the generals. They said, ā€˜Sir, we can’t believe how many times they try to keep you down. But you never stay down for long. You always rise victorious..rise…rise, rise… in victory.’ So many say thisā€¦ā€


Ohio DeSantis
 

NorthernHawkeye

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Dec 23, 2007
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I keep telling the MAGA Idiot Brigade they aren’t funny not because I am mean or lack a sense of humor. Lol. No, I tell them these things in hopes they will avoid awkward moments like this one:



Ryan Gosling Reaction GIF


To JD’s credit, after his ā€œjokeā€ failed to land and was met with silence,


Why do you lie?

You can clearly hear laughter.
 

JohnHughsPartner

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Nov 19, 2016
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Dumb MAGA, its the water turning frogs gay, not frog eating each other.

They can not even do a good joke when the 10,000 lakes full of water is right there for them.
Please tell me you think Tampon Tim > JD Vance. Please
Let’s see how smart you are real quick
 

SeaPA

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Dec 17, 2002
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He has the same comedy skills as the nerdy dou he in Good Morning, Vietnam. I can easily picture him saying "I know funny"