Oh, JD. You tried, bro. 😂

[RagnarLothbrok]

I keep telling the MAGA Idiot Brigade they aren’t funny not because I am mean or lack a sense of humor. Lol. No, I tell them these things in hopes they will avoid awkward moments like this one:

To JD’s credit, after his “joke” failed to land and was met with silence, he made a seamless pivot to praising the service members in the audience. Had it been Trump, you just know there’s no way he would have been able to read the room. The next ten minutes would have went something like:

“Of course, just like all of you here today, I have fallen…fallen so many times. Dealt with so many hardships. Unfair treatment from the radical left Marxists and fake news…they’re all just…so bad. Bad people. Really bad people…But I always get up. I always keep fighting. Because that’s what we warriors and great patriots do, right? We never stay down…never down. Not for very long. Always rising…gotta keep rising. Of course, I have also had plenty of rises…many rises. Just this morning, I met with the generals. They said, ‘Sir, we can’t believe how many times they try to keep you down. But you never stay down for long. You always rise victorious..rise…rise, rise… in victory.’ So many say this…”

 

[Thefunksouljon]

Im sure that joke would have landed better with the hillbilly elegy crowd.

 

[TC_Nole_OX]

I keep telling the MAGA Idiot Brigade they aren’t funny not because I am mean or lack a sense of humor. Lol. No, I tell them these things in hopes they will avoid awkward moments like this one:

To JD’s credit, after his “joke” failed to land and was met with silence, he made a seamless pivot to praising the service members in the audience. Had it been Trump, you just know there’s no way he would have been able to read the room. The next ten minutes would have went something like:

“Of course, just like all of you here today, I have fallen…fallen so many times. Dealt with so many hardships. Unfair treatment from the radical left Marxists and fake news…they’re all just…so bad. Bad people. Really bad people…But I always get up. I always keep fighting. Because that’s what we warriors and great patriots do, right? We never stay down…never down. Not for very long. Always rising…gotta keep rising. Of course, I have also had plenty of rises…many rises. Just this morning, I met with the generals. They said, ‘Sir, we can’t believe how many times they try to keep you down. But you never stay down for long. You always rise victorious..rise…rise, rise… in victory.’ So many say this…”

Ohio DeSantis

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

I keep telling the MAGA Idiot Brigade they aren’t funny not because I am mean or lack a sense of humor. Lol. No, I tell them these things in hopes they will avoid awkward moments like this one:

To JD’s credit, after his “joke” failed to land and was met with silence,

Why do you lie?

You can clearly hear laughter.

 

[tarheelbybirth1]

Military personnel in uniform forced to attend a partisan political event.

 

[JohnHughsPartner]

The alternative lol

 

[ilovewrestling]

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

Military personnel in uniform forced to attend a partisan political event.

 

[dpic73]

Why do you lie?

You can clearly hear laughter.

 

[GesterHawk]

The alternative lol

Dumb MAGA, its the water turning frogs gay, not frog eating each other.

They can not even do a good joke when the 10,000 lakes full of water is right there for them.

 

[RollingballofButcherKnives]

Still jabbing at Joe Biden? Wtf? Herbert Hoover sucked, why doesn’t he bag on him while he’s at it?

 

[GesterHawk]

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Was DJT trying to get Macron to kiss his hand as if Donny were a Victorian woman?

 

[JohnHughsPartner]

Dumb MAGA, its the water turning frogs gay, not frog eating each other.

They can not even do a good joke when the 10,000 lakes full of water is right there for them.

Please tell me you think Tampon Tim > JD Vance. Please
Let’s see how smart you are real quick

 

[GesterHawk]

Please tell me you think Tampon Tim > JD Vance. Please
Let’s see how smart you are real quick

I don't want either in the White House.

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

Why are some of you so indifferent on maintaining your integrity?

 

[dpic73]

Why are some of you so indifferent on maintaining your integrity?

I'm not, unless I need hearing aids, I just know that you can't hear audible laughter. If you claim you do, I don't trust you.

 

[RollingballofButcherKnives]

Was DJT trying to get Macron to kiss his hand as if Donny were a Victorian woman?

100% chance he has dressed up as one and gotten pegged by a Ruskie Whoore…

 

[LunchBox50]

Why do you lie?

You can clearly hear laughter.

Why do you strike your wife?

You can clearly see her bruises.

 

[SeaPA]

He has the same comedy skills as the nerdy dou he in Good Morning, Vietnam. I can easily picture him saying "I know funny"