OT: Happy Mother’s Day

rudedude

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To all mothers, step mothers, grandmothers,
Great grandmothers with us and in our memories.



 

PSU Mike

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Jul 28, 2001
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so hungover, I need a minute
Moms: (lying on the bed, knees in the air) “Hey big guy, how about a little present for Mother’s Day?”

LKSL: (intoxicated and slurring) “I don’t think so.”

Moms: (offended) “Why not?”

LKSL: “Because you’re not my mother.”
 

rudedude

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Sep 28, 2002
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My wife rocks. Just saying. Our two kids have hit their stride, good jobs with good benefits, it was hellaciously rough for a long difficult while and we made our share of mistakes but we’re all at a good place now.
Happy Mother’s Day to your lovely wife!