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Give me Pope's pitch to Márcio Santos?

funKYcat75

funKYcat75

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Pope: "Marcio. Can I call you Mark? I'm Mark too. What are your feelings on soda pop? Are you Israelis allowed to have caffeine?"

Santos: "I'm not Israeli. I'm from Brazil."

P: "Oh really? Cool! I speak a little Spanish too!"

S: "Thanks for stopping by, Coach."
 
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NociHTTP

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ronald mcdonald fun GIF by McDonald's CZ/SK
 
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Bluegrasskingreboot

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I think it sounded alright until a larger bid and a larger role came into the picture.

Clear back up vs clear starter and maybe even the primary option.
 
BBNinSCar

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I’ll wear a Daryl Hall pompadour wig and we can duet together at Karaoke night.
 
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ukwildcat2004

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Pope: what's your status on coitus before marriage?

Santos: did you just use the word coitus?

Pope: Yes i did and I don't believe in it. Care to watch some Andy Griffith on my phone with me?

Santos: (picks up phone) yo coach wade I'll be there in a few weeks aight?
 
TFCat11

TFCat11

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Pope is a national sports media running joke!

Dude is flying half way across the world to recruit a guy that’s been committed to LSU for some time now!

Let’s forget the fact, the committed guy he was wasting time on is a washed up 6’8 center who collected zero stats during the lone game Pope was in attendance to watch😂

Then, he got a free dinner from Pope after the game, and had the appreciation to say, “Pope was weird!”😂🤣😂
 
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MidseasonTweak

MidseasonTweak

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funKYcat75 said:
Pope: "Marcio. Can I call you Mark? I'm Mark too. What are your feelings on soda pop? Are you Israelis allowed to have caffeine?"

Santos: "I'm not Israeli. I'm from Brazil."

P: "Oh really? Cool! I speak a little Spanish too!"

S: "Thanks for stopping by, Coach."
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Well done.
 
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UKCowboys

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"Santos you suck...but... so do we, and you can beat out Potter, so come start in front of 23,000 every night....well, maybe 18,000 every night"
 
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