Give me Pope's pitch to Márcio Santos?

[funKYcat75]

Pope: "Marcio. Can I call you Mark? I'm Mark too. What are your feelings on soda pop? Are you Israelis allowed to have caffeine?"

Santos: "I'm not Israeli. I'm from Brazil."

P: "Oh really? Cool! I speak a little Spanish too!"

S: "Thanks for stopping by, Coach."

 

[Indycat22]

 

[NociHTTP]

 

[MarvinHagler89]

“I see you are drinking a Dr. Pepper, don’t you know that is a sin?”

 

[UKgrad22]

“That was a rough game out there, we’re offering you a backup center spot, you in?”

 

[gobigblue812_rivals29381]

These threads get lamer and lamer by the day.

 

[funKYcat75]

These threads get lamer and lamer by the day.

Feel free to show yourself out. Diagram below.

 

[AllBall]

 

[TheApostleSaulSmith]

wait is that real?!

 

[Bluegrasskingreboot]

I think it sounded alright until a larger bid and a larger role came into the picture.

Clear back up vs clear starter and maybe even the primary option.

 

[jeffky]

"No way Santos I am not giving you 4 million . "

 

[BBNinSCar]

I’ll wear a Daryl Hall pompadour wig and we can duet together at Karaoke night.

 

[philstat]

Interesting

 

[CatFanMan66]

These threads get lamer and lamer by the day.

Agree. This place is trash

 

[ukwildcat2004]

Pope: what's your status on coitus before marriage?

Santos: did you just use the word coitus?

Pope: Yes i did and I don't believe in it. Care to watch some Andy Griffith on my phone with me?

Santos: (picks up phone) yo coach wade I'll be there in a few weeks aight?

 

[TFCat11]

Pope is a national sports media running joke!

Dude is flying half way across the world to recruit a guy that’s been committed to LSU for some time now!

Let’s forget the fact, the committed guy he was wasting time on is a washed up 6’8 center who collected zero stats during the lone game Pope was in attendance to watch

Then, he got a free dinner from Pope after the game, and had the appreciation to say, “Pope was weird!”

 

[TheResistance]

 

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[MidseasonTweak]

Pope: "Marcio. Can I call you Mark? I'm Mark too. What are your feelings on soda pop? Are you Israelis allowed to have caffeine?"

Santos: "I'm not Israeli. I'm from Brazil."

P: "Oh really? Cool! I speak a little Spanish too!"

S: "Thanks for stopping by, Coach."

Well done.

 

[UKfan2151]

Pope's pitch: I think I would go to LSU if I was in your shoes

 

[UKCowboys]

"Santos you suck...but... so do we, and you can beat out Potter, so come start in front of 23,000 every night....well, maybe 18,000 every night"