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OT: Fix her? Woman throws dynamite at sleeping boyfriend, blowing his hand off

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I heard she said this before throwing it...

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CochiseCowbell

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Woman 1: "The next time he does something like this I'm gonna make him pay."

Woman 2: "You gonna break his tv or cut up his shirt?"

W1: "Worse"

W2: "Oh, like that Bobbit bltch?!"

W1: "Yes, but much worse. They were able to find his in someone's yard. There won't be anything left!"

W2: "Say no more. I know just the guy."


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Shmuley

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She could have gone Mossad on his @$$. Time the blast contemporaneous with the dude choking his chicken. The old two-fer.
 
The Peeper

The Peeper

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Just before the explosion neighbors said she shouted, "you want a hand job, I'll give you a hand job MFer!"
 
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mstateglfr

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It sucks that people are so 17ed that they collectively create and maintain relationships that are so unhealthy and downright dangerous.

It's so insane, it's difficult to even relate to this.
 
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mstateglfr said:
It sucks that people are so 17ed that they collectively create and maintain relationships that are so unhealthy and downright dangerous.

It's so insane, it's difficult to even relate to this.
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The irony that this is posted on a Mississippi State board.
 
TaleofTwoDogs

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Now let's see if some judge will decide that she is the real victim here and she deserves community service.
 
thatsbaseball

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Oh, I asked her for water
Oh, she brought me gasoline
Oh, I asked her for water
Oh, she brought me gasoline
That's the turbiest woman that I ever seen

-Howlin Wolf
 
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DawgNsuds

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I mean, where does one find dynamite? It's not like you can just pick it up at the local big box store. I did see it as a kid to destroy beaver damns on our hunting lease, the good ole days.
 
HumpDawgy

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Can I just start by trying to fix the "lippy" ones before I move straight to dynamite Diana?
 
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