OT: Fix her? Woman throws dynamite at sleeping boyfriend, blowing his hand off

[onewoof]

I want to see some guy here say he would sign up for this level of crazy

Woman convicted for throwing dynamite at sleeping boyfriend, blowing off his hand

Prosecutors say she had threatened her boyfriend with dynamite several times.

www.wlbt.com

 

[She Mate Me]

I want to see some guy here say he would sign up for this level of crazy

Woman convicted for throwing dynamite at sleeping boyfriend, blowing off his hand

Prosecutors say she had threatened her boyfriend with dynamite several times.

www.wlbt.com

Fix her with a firing squad.

 

[RBcoach]

I heard she said this before throwing it...

 

[FreeDawg]

Poor guy heard her cooch was the bomb and didn’t know what they meant**

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Woman 1: "The next time he does something like this I'm gonna make him pay."

Woman 2: "You gonna break his tv or cut up his shirt?"

W1: "Worse"

W2: "Oh, like that Bobbit bltch?!"

W1: "Yes, but much worse. They were able to find his in someone's yard. There won't be anything left!"

W2: "Say no more. I know just the guy."

 

[Herbert Nenninger]

If that didn’t work, she was going to employ the giant anvil.

 

[Shmuley]

She could have gone Mossad on his @$$. Time the blast contemporaneous with the dude choking his chicken. The old two-fer.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

I guess she bought that dynamite at the corner market.

 

[aTotal360]

 

[The Peeper]

Just before the explosion neighbors said she shouted, "you want a hand job, I'll give you a hand job MFer!"

 

[CochiseCowbell]

 

[John Deaux VII]

I want to see some guy here say he would sign up for this level of crazy

Woman convicted for throwing dynamite at sleeping boyfriend, blowing off his hand

Prosecutors say she had threatened her boyfriend with dynamite several times.

www.wlbt.com

Someone go get her and hook her up with some of those knuckleheads causing trouble in the Cotton District...

 

[johnson86-1]

I want to see some guy here say he would sign up for this level of crazy

Woman convicted for throwing dynamite at sleeping boyfriend, blowing off his hand

Prosecutors say she had threatened her boyfriend with dynamite several times.

www.wlbt.com

If she threatened him with dynamite, and there was actually dynamite around, and he stuck around, I think this one's on him.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

If she threatened him with dynamite, and there was actually dynamite around, and he stuck around, I think this one's on him.

@Jeffreauxdawg will have to weigh in on the pros and cons of TNT as a BDSM kink.

 

[bolddogge]

 

[bolddogge]

 

[mstateglfr]

It sucks that people are so 17ed that they collectively create and maintain relationships that are so unhealthy and downright dangerous.

It's so insane, it's difficult to even relate to this.

 

[MississippiTexan]

What an explosive relationship! Very handy to just have dynamite laying around.

 

[dawgstudent]

I want to see some guy here say he would sign up for this level of crazy

Woman convicted for throwing dynamite at sleeping boyfriend, blowing off his hand

Prosecutors say she had threatened her boyfriend with dynamite several times.

www.wlbt.com

U-G-L-Y...you ain't got not alibi...you ugly...you ugly...absolutely ugly

 

[DoggieDaddy13]

because I'm always looking for a reason to post Brenda Lee music!

 

[FactCheckerBot]

It sucks that people are so 17ed that they collectively create and maintain relationships that are so unhealthy and downright dangerous.

It's so insane, it's difficult to even relate to this.

The irony that this is posted on a Mississippi State board.

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

Now let's see if some judge will decide that she is the real victim here and she deserves community service.

 

[leeinator]

Yep....I can fix her.....however, I'd be on Death Row fairly soon.

 

[HailStout]

 

[ABiggerUglierJoe]

On one hand he might have deserved it, but on the other hand…..

 

[onewoof]

Continuing our pyrotechnics theme today, Crazy NY Lady, meet Crazy Arkansas Man.

Man accused of setting co-worker on fire with blowtorch over $100 debt

The victim suffered second- and third-degree burns to his back.

www.wlbt.com

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

@Jeffreauxdawg will have to weigh in on the pros and cons of TNT as a BDSM kink.

If used incorrectly it could definitely make the poo pop

 

[thatsbaseball]

Oh, I asked her for water
Oh, she brought me gasoline
Oh, I asked her for water
Oh, she brought me gasoline
That's the turbiest woman that I ever seen

-Howlin Wolf

 

[Wesson Bulldog]

He is now called 'Lefty '

 

[shep9332]

I want to see some guy here say he would sign up for this level of crazy

Woman convicted for throwing dynamite at sleeping boyfriend, blowing off his hand

Prosecutors say she had threatened her boyfriend with dynamite several times.

www.wlbt.com

She must have...




a short fuse.

 

[DawgNsuds]

I mean, where does one find dynamite? It's not like you can just pick it up at the local big box store. I did see it as a kid to destroy beaver damns on our hunting lease, the good ole days.

 

[HumpDawgy]

Can I just start by trying to fix the "lippy" ones before I move straight to dynamite Diana?