OT: Fix her? Woman throws dynamite at sleeping boyfriend, blowing his hand off

RBcoach

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I heard she said this before throwing it...

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CochiseCowbell

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Woman 1: "The next time he does something like this I'm gonna make him pay."

Woman 2: "You gonna break his tv or cut up his shirt?"

W1: "Worse"

W2: "Oh, like that Bobbit bltch?!"

W1: "Yes, but much worse. They were able to find his in someone's yard. There won't be anything left!"

W2: "Say no more. I know just the guy."


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Shmuley

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She could have gone Mossad on his @$$. Time the blast contemporaneous with the dude choking his chicken. The old two-fer.
 

The Peeper

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Just before the explosion neighbors said she shouted, "you want a hand job, I'll give you a hand job MFer!"
 

John Deaux VII

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johnson86-1

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mstateglfr

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It sucks that people are so 17ed that they collectively create and maintain relationships that are so unhealthy and downright dangerous.

It's so insane, it's difficult to even relate to this.
 

TaleofTwoDogs

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Now let's see if some judge will decide that she is the real victim here and she deserves community service.
 

thatsbaseball

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Oh, I asked her for water
Oh, she brought me gasoline
Oh, I asked her for water
Oh, she brought me gasoline
That's the turbiest woman that I ever seen

-Howlin Wolf
 
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