AKB What are the best pre made cocktails?
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Yep - Most people I know in FL have MMJ cards, and some eat them like they're literal candy. They're not obviously. FL dispensaries sell everything from hash to huge content thc weed, but everyone wants the gummies. Get all messed up than decide to eat another. Then another. Sooner or later, you're not gonna be doing so good.
I see it w/ members at work, where their young kids would only need to have a little curiosity to pop a few in their mouths - from a golf bag or a cart compartment, etc.
Like 30 mph e-bikes (another great trend down here), you had better know what you're doing and you better be careful doing it.
I'll add that members give them to us constantly - I would never take one while on the clock, but I'm sort of alone there. They also show up in lost and found - meaning they were left in a fleet cart. Nothing like some 40 y/o trust fund idiot asking around if anyone found his gummy doobage.
Strange world in some places in this country wrt weed right now. Like the 70's but w/out a Frisbee separating the stems and the seeds from the brown weed, and the good music.
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Thanks for the warning, brother. Let us know when the day arrives, whydontcha, give us time to prepare.
Yeah, and I’m passed out in the bed of the truck. Good times.Me and MaconNitt pulling up to the reception
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That’s a Friday, possibly the eve of PSU vs Blue Hens.
There’s plenty of time to schedule a rick retirement.
Ketel One mades a pretty good cosmo mix, or you can do a batch and put them in a pitcher.
Tried High West’s premade Manhattan this weekend and it’s very good, but is about $4 more than Bulleit and OTR. Probably not worth the upgrade for a big party but it is a better premade cocktail than the other two on the whole.
You will get many different ideas, but there is only one clear winner. Evan Williams Egg Nog with a Maker’s Mark floater, better known as a “Kevnogg”. Everyone will have a fantastic time, but the next morning you will wish you were dead.
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I’m going to a wedding in Minneapolis in a month, nephew. The rehearsal dinner is at this brewery, which offers THC beer. I’m going to pass, the act of lipreading is difficult enough when you’re stone cold sober. I’ve embarrassed myself at enough weddings, not happening again.
I have quite a few recovering alcoholics in my family, my cousins and I partied hard, those days are over.
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Say hi to @STPGopherfan & @BVSt.Paul while you are other. Both are in the Minneapolis/St Paul area and both are fine gentlemen, like yourself.I’m going to a wedding in Minneapolis in a month, nephew. The rehearsal dinner is at this brewery, which offers THC beer. I’m going to pass, the act of lipreading is difficult enough when you’re stone cold sober. I’ve embarrassed myself at enough weddings, not happening again.
I have quite a few recovering alcoholics in my family, my cousins and I partied hard, those days are over.
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OK Rickster, here are some prenups to consider as time is drawing near. The boys and girls are going to love getting trashed on this stufffff…….. oh, and no sipping allowed. Ubers and face plant vomiting.
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The Best Canned Cocktails We're Sipping All Summer Long
We tasted over 70 ready-to-drink cocktails because who has the time to mix a drink these days?
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Prenups? That ship sailed after #2 purchased a ring, proposed and she/he accepted.
I just bought a 280 can igloo 5 day used once for $80 on fb marketplace. Retail new $167. Schit is happening. I need help with wine, time for another thread.OK Rickster, here are some prenups to consider as time is drawing near. The boys and girls are going to love getting trashed on this stufffff…….. oh, and no sipping allowed. Ubers and face plant vomiting.
The Best Canned Cocktails We're Sipping All Summer Long
We tasted over 70 ready-to-drink cocktails because who has the time to mix a drink these days?
Boxed wine. This is the recommend………
I Tried 9 Cheap Boxed Wines & One Blew the Others Out of the Park
I tried nine different boxed wines, both red and white, and there was a clear winner for best taste and overall experience.
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You're going to need to purchase many more coolers or start asking friends/family/neighbors to borrow their largest coolers.
1) Since you are serving individual drink containers you'll need something large to keep a lot of ice cold for many hours. Do you have a spare chest freezer that you can pack full of bagged ice? Ice melts rather quickly when guests keep opening the lid on a cooler(s). It's basic thermodynamics.
2) You should have one cooler for every type of available beverage and they should be properly labeled on the lids as to contents (just tape a labelled piece of cardboard to the top). You don't want your party guests ice fishing around for their beverage of choice, do you?
(a) Water, (b) Beer Choice #1, (c) Beer Choice #2, (d) Beer Choice #3, (e) Pre-mixed cocktail choices 1 and 2, (f) Pre-mixed cocktail choices 3 and 4, (g) rose wine choices; (h) White wine choices. Red wine choice can be served at ambient temperatures.
3) And you need to hire someone like Tattoo from Fantasy Island to keep all of the coolers properly stocked and filled with ice. It could be as simple as your lawn guy or a neighbor's lawn guy.
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I draw the NN tacky line at box wine.Boxed wine. This is the recommend………
I Tried 9 Cheap Boxed Wines & One Blew the Others Out of the Park
I tried nine different boxed wines, both red and white, and there was a clear winner for best taste and overall experience.
I’m told the homeowner (brides God Mother) has a team of 4 ice and trash workers. The cooler tonight was one of 4 I’m going to buy. Brother 2 and I are icing everything at my beer store Thursday then re icing Saturday am.
As for fishing in coolers, that’s part of the fun. I’m gonna have 100 Guinness, 100 lites then 20+ rando twelve packs. It’ll be fun I promise.
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More info is emerging. You never previously mentioned a "bride's God Mother". I thought this soiree was occurring at Casa la Kaviosiey.
100 Guiness' seems overkill to me. The women don't like them. Not a good plan unless you want to keep them for yourself.
IMO, the beer should be divided between the following: (1) Miller Light-15% ; (2) Michelob Ultra-30%; (3) Coors Light -15%; ; (4) Mexican/Euro beers(Modelo, XX, Amstel, Heinies, Stella's, Urquells etc) -20% (6) Regional craft brews-20% .
The young kids really like that Ultra stuff.
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ZERO bottles and easy cleanup for DIY. But hey, the kids can also use the empty bottles to launch bottle rockets and terrorize the neighborhood in the weee hours.
the surrounding 1%ers are phones in hand at 9:59 pm to the constabulary (or so I’ve been told)
Some of the boxed wines are very good, but are wholly inappropriate for a wedding celebration.