Here's a new one from this morning, people speeding around the curve into your lane in a parking garage. Then looking at you like I should back up so they can squeeze by. Yo *****, I have time to wait, your the one late. 17 you and your Subaru.
OT: Things that should get you the death penalty
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Maybe it's just me, but that makes me more inclined to wash my hands more often and to use the disinfectent wipes on the shopping carts, disinfect after pumping gas, etc. than it makes me want to handle the bathroom door immediately after I washed my hands and semi-defeat the purpose.
I also question the truth of your statement because I've seen a lot of people pop out of a stall and walk out without washing. I'm sure the bathroom door handle does get cleaned more often than most of the other things you mention.
Are you really mad about their driving? Or are you just homophobic against lesbians?
I’ve never understood why people take so effing long at drive thru ATMs. I swear some people sit in front of the machine for 5 minutes with people in line behind them. WTF are they doing?? I time myself often to see just how long it should take. From the time I pull up and pull off, it’s a minute or under.
I'd take this one a bit further. If you're just wandering down the aisle with your cart browsing, you should go to a re-education camp at least. Go to the store with a plan. Not everyone needs to have their cart in the aisle. Leave your cart at the endcap or in the thoroughfare and go in to get the things you need in the aisle.
How so? Normal urine is sterile. Urine in general is not a particularly significant reservoir of infection. Feces are gross but also unlikely to transmit disease from healthy people. Even if somebody has a fecal-oral or any other illness chances are much higher that they would have just washed their hands than anyone going in and out of any other room. Also people don't go to the toilet to blow their nose when they have an upper respiratory illness. They are more likely to do that just before they do something like use a shopping cart or the copier.
My drug dealers don’t accept Venmo, Cash App, credit cards, etc.
Eating noisily in public. Smacking, slurping, burping out loud. Then again, in some parts of the world they would likely say the polar opposite.
People that treat fast food workers like it's a 5 star restaurant. Or any person making minimum wage job and the person coming in the store treating it like they own the place.
people that let their kids act like complete idiots running all over a store and picking up everything and throwing it.
people that go into a store 5 minutes to close and want to browse.
people that let their kids act like complete idiots running all over a store and picking up everything and throwing it.
people that go into a store 5 minutes to close and want to browse.
I'm not sure I'm following this correctly. The self checkouts are usually individual kiosks, right? These people must be basically in your back pocket and how do their items not get mixed in with yours?
I'd be livid as hell, as well. I've not encountered this phenomenon and I hopefully never will.
Urine is sterile only at the time of exit. If you have to ask about ingesting fecal matter then there's really no point. Be sure to handshake everyone after they pee and poop. Everyone.
What do most these things have in common? People no longer think of the world outside their home as a space to be shared with others, but as a space the purpose of which is to serve their own self-perceived identity (which is subject to change minute-by-minute, and it is the world's responsibility to track and respond favorably towards.
Had a wreck with one of these 17ers in front of Applebee’s in Starkville back in the day. Equal fault my @SS.
I have asked a few to back off until I’m done. But on several occasions I let it ride to see why the front of their cart was nearly touching me while I scanned my items. Sure enough, I start to pay on the self-checkout and they are standing right next to me loading things on. Just give me some damn breathing room.
Great thread. I’m glad everyone else has a little Michael Douglas in them from the movie Falling Down.
OK well what is urine being contaminated with after exit? I'd say most people don't piss on their hands anyway. Nobody likes the thought of eating someone's crap germs for health reasons and its just plain gross. It is also why everyone should wash their hands after toileting. But I've got news for you. If a person gets **** on their hands and doesn't wash properly it isn't all magically deposited on the bathroom door handle. It is spread to everything they handle for quite a while. I say all of that to make the point that touching a toilet door is no different than any other door or any number of public surfaces. That is just the microbial world that we live in.
Not always the fatties or very tall. Some people just don't mind invading other peoples space.
Idiot rednecks with glass packs gunning it and speeding down a city road, looking and sounding like a complete loser....
My Subaru gets me a lot of attention from the ladies….until they realize I’m not a lady
How do you get cash? There are still some times where cash is still best. I get $200 maybe 4 times a year.
My grocery store has a couple of conveyor seal check outs for people with a lot of groceries. You scan your groceries, pay, then go to the end & bag them. I rarely use it & have never had a problem with a quick scanner behind me. But if one does, a few of their groceries might “accidentally “ wind up at my house.
Dropping the rear of your truck and raising the front - don’t know what the 17tards call it
Squatting a truck. Illegal now in Mississippi.
I’m with you but your presentation is off!
I have never once felt weird about touching the door knob anywhere and never used a paper towel bc I’m not G A Y Y Y!
Don’t really get sick that often either.
You really are a dumbasș if you think that’s what’s happening.Slow mother 17ing clap
I carry cash and use it often. I’ve always been a buyer and seller of things so I’ve always kept cash around in case something popped up on Marketplace on a Sunday morning so I just go to the safe and get a couple hundred when my wallet gets low. I honestly don’t have a debit card and haven’t used an ATM in probably 35 years.