OT: Things that should get you the death penalty

BossDawg78

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Stopping your Walmart mobility scooter in the middle of the aisle while you take a lifetime to decide what flavor Oreos to buy.
They don't even have to be on a scooter. Just some schmuck blocking the entire aisle with his buggy while he yaks on the phone or contemplates his grocery purchase. Or two people standing in the middle of the aisle carrying on a conversation without a damn care in the world.

Makes me livid.
 
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Going to any establishment with a counter and the self absorbed witch behind the counter carries on an endless conversation with an also self absorbed friend who is at the front of the lengthy line. If I ever go to prison, it will be because I go berserk at this.
 
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Perfectly able folks parking in a handicapped spot.

When I was 19, I worked at a gas starion/ TCBY. A perfectly normal girl came in to apply for a job. The manager did a brief interview, smiled politely, and then ripped her application as soon as she walked out. We were like “what was wrong with her?”. She just pointed at her as she pulled out of the front handicap spot.
 
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Also:
Assshats who block an intersection to crossing traffic while you can’t advance anyway.

Burn. For. Eternity.
Oh my that burns me up. Or people in the turning lane that block an intersection because where they were turning is backed up but they turned anyway and now they’re stuck in the middle of the street.
 

DerHntr

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People talking on the phone in a public bathroom while taking a piss or a dump. Can you not stop the conversation about what’s for dinner for the few minutes you are in there you nasty 17? I damn near give myself a hernia trying to fart or sh*t as loudly as possible so that the person on the other end of that madness hears it.
 
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Dawgbite

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They don't even have to be on a scooter. Just some schmuck blocking the entire aisle with his buggy while he yaks on the phone or contemplates his grocery purchase. Or two people standing in the middle of the aisle carrying on a conversation without a damn care in the world.

Makes me livid.
The Wal Mart employees shopping for the online pickup orders. They don’t use a regular shopping cart they use this huge cart that so wide that no other cart can pass them in the aisles. I’ll just stand there and stare at them until they turn and go the other way. I hope Karen raises all manners of hell when her pickup isn’t ready on time.
 
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