Speaker phone in any public setting, don't get me started on those watching videos with the volume on an airplane.
OT: Things that should get you the death penalty
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Talking on the phone while in the left lane doing 10 mph under the speed limit.
Not putting your shopping cart in the bin.
Yesterday at work there was a dude in the bathroom just watching videos with the volume up while he was sitting on the can.
Psychotic behavior.
Loud enough to cover the farts?
Stopping your Walmart mobility scooter in the middle of the aisle while you take a lifetime to decide what flavor Oreos to buy.
Wanting baseball defunded to pay for bad football decisions.
Taking 3 seconds to move because you were on your phone doom scrolling and did not notice the light change to green.
They don't even have to be on a scooter. Just some schmuck blocking the entire aisle with his buggy while he yaks on the phone or contemplates his grocery purchase. Or two people standing in the middle of the aisle carrying on a conversation without a damn care in the world.
Makes me livid.
Chewing food with your mouth open. Better yet, chewing food with your mouth open while talking. I’ve wanted to throat punch so many people doing this..
Honestly, whoever the psychopath is who does this at the grocery store
People that leave 30 feet of space between them and the next car in a drive thru line.
Loser MFs who send their boo into Walmart/grocery store while they sit idling for 30 min in the fire lane
Straight. To. Hell.
Straight. To. Hell.
People who always try to one-up you
People who can't or won't re-rack their weights
Anyone living in the city limits of Oxford
People who can't or won't re-rack their weights
Anyone living in the city limits of Oxford
Accepting a job offer in writing, keeping openly searching, and then backing out on the job you signed for.
At my gym, I swear the racks look like the Tower of Hanoi. People will put four different size weights on the same bar
Or the people who leave something like raw chicken or hamburger meat on a shelf randomly in the store.
Letting people in after the light turns green. And not letting people in when the light is red.
Also:
Assshats who block an intersection to crossing traffic while you can’t advance anyway.
Burn. For. Eternity.
Going to any establishment with a counter and the self absorbed witch behind the counter carries on an endless conversation with an also self absorbed friend who is at the front of the lengthy line. If I ever go to prison, it will be because I go berserk at this.
People who are at the front of the line at the convenience store buying lottery tickets and taking their sweet time while the line steadily grows. Specifically, the people that get 10 different kinds of scratchers, and actually contemplate which 10 while others wait.
I’m with you. If you’re stupid *** can load them, you can unload them. Burns me up.
Just say excuse me fatty, I need to get by. Be polite of course.
Well, that's just a community Dr. Pepper? Did you not take a sip?
Seriously, everyone knows you do this with shrimp and shrimp alone.
Perfectly able folks parking in a handicapped spot.
When I was 19, I worked at a gas starion/ TCBY. A perfectly normal girl came in to apply for a job. The manager did a brief interview, smiled politely, and then ripped her application as soon as she walked out. We were like “what was wrong with her?”. She just pointed at her as she pulled out of the front handicap spot.
When I was 19, I worked at a gas starion/ TCBY. A perfectly normal girl came in to apply for a job. The manager did a brief interview, smiled politely, and then ripped her application as soon as she walked out. We were like “what was wrong with her?”. She just pointed at her as she pulled out of the front handicap spot.
Oh my that burns me up. Or people in the turning lane that block an intersection because where they were turning is backed up but they turned anyway and now they’re stuck in the middle of the street.
People talking on the phone in a public bathroom while taking a piss or a dump. Can you not stop the conversation about what’s for dinner for the few minutes you are in there you nasty 17? I damn near give myself a hernia trying to fart or sh*t as loudly as possible so that the person on the other end of that madness hears it.
People who demanded I wear a mask during the corona psyop
Stopping short at a redlight so that the vehicle is not detected as the light goes through multiple cycles without turning green.
Leaving a large gap between their car and the car in front of them at a backed up redlight as they wait to go straight preventing those behind them from getting over into the turning lanes.
The Wal Mart employees shopping for the online pickup orders. They don’t use a regular shopping cart they use this huge cart that so wide that no other cart can pass them in the aisles. I’ll just stand there and stare at them until they turn and go the other way. I hope Karen raises all manners of hell when her pickup isn’t ready on time.
