OT: Pa Snack Capitol

rudedude

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Little known factoid... 22.6% of all Ozempic sales are directly related to overconsumption of PA snack foods.
I just don’t see Demi Moore munching on Middleswarth chips! (She was a skeleton at the Oscar’s, frightening!).
 
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Straub is still around. It's not very good though.



There's a story about how Rolling Rock became popular back in the preppy days. A young PSU grad was tasked with designing a retail window display at Macy's in NYC.

She put RR Ponies in the hands of the mannequins, and everyone loved it - the display and the beer.

I remember when Rolling Rock was sold to LaBatt - who did great with it actually. Then AB bought LaBatt and moved RR production to NJ. Then InBev bought AB.

At the time I was doing a really big turf/par 3 project for a client on Jupiter Island - next to Greg Norman's old house. John Taylor is his name and his family owned the largest beer distributors in both Boston and Kansas City. Now he owns Yuengling out of Fort Pierce. He's a smart, rich guy.

I asked him what these companies wanted with Rolling Rock and he said 2 words "market share".

AB never wanted to grow the RR brand. If they did by accident, great - but that isn't happening w/out glass lined tanks and using Newark water. What they wanted was to was actually capture fans of a brand they owned for their own brands - like Bud. RR sales go down, Bud Light's go up.

What AB paid for RR was a song and a dance. A few big advertising campaigns of $$$ for AB at the time.

I fully expect RR to return to Latrobe some day. Don't know if I'll be alive, but I think it will happen. It will be bought from InBev for a "song a dance" because its usefulness is at the end of the road for them and they won't fear the "craft brew" startup in Latrobe.
I wish they would sell cases of rr in South Carolina where I’m at by Myrtle Beach They only sell 12 packs at a higher price. Amazing how pa. Is ahead in the alcohol market than down here. Maybe the Bible Belt has something to do with it. You can’t by 30 packs down here also.
 
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So you'd rather pay $8 for a jug of Hellman's than $4? $13 for Gevalia Coffee rather than $6.50? Have at it. Unless you're a billionaire w/ a personal assistant, if you don't know what's on sale and what your needs are, you're a farm animal. Not an adult.
“manage your pantry” is what’s funny here
 
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Tom Sturgis pretzels (and one of my favorites) are made in Berks County. That company is only 80 years old, and is an offshoot of and 5th generation continuation of the Julius Sturgis Pretzel Bakery (In Lititz, Lanc Co) that was founded in 1861 and is recognized as the oldest commercial pretzel bakery. BTW, great tour of the tiny, historic building in Lititz. But not sure they mass produce their product anymore, like Tom Sturgis Pretels does. The Tom Sturgis product is one of the best....hearth baked. Their skinny pretzels are amazing! Not sure why but they are the best!
Went to college at Albright in Reading. We had a STURGIS in my class. Nice guy. I think was looking to be a part of the company. That was 1978.
 

LionJim

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We have a wedding coming up, are on Day 4/60 of no snacking after dinner. I’ll update if/when I fall off the wagon.
I am really really really really tempted to raid the pantry but because I posted this I’ll suck it up. That’s my life hack, put it in writing.
 
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Tgar

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Unreal how many companies are located in Pa!



Denver Meat Company Hippey Hot Digs, a staple of Lot 34 tailgate experience. Top notch!

Ketchup is a snack?

BTW, Goods Blue Box and Unique pretzels are the clear winners.
 
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Ludd

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I just don’t see Demi Moore munching on Middleswarth chips! (She was a skeleton at the Oscar’s, frightening!).
There are a lot of people out there who look terrible due to Ozempic. They take it too far especially in Hollywood.
 

WEP6to12

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Had a lot of soft pretzels in Germany on a Danube River Cruise. One day on an excursion, I ask the tour guide about “hard pretzels”. I guess that is like asking about well done fish at a sushi bar. She tells me with a look of dread, “no such thing!” So I guess the Sturgis story about the pretzel baker falling asleep and making well done soft pretzels might in fact have some legitimacy.
 
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UncleRoyBiggins

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Just to clarify. You reach in to clean the poop out of the bowel although it isn’t always necessary. You reach into the bowel to help guide the rod carrying the ***** to the opening of the cervix. You are guiding the rod by feeling the rod and cervix through the tissue of the bowel. You then push the rod through cervix until it reaches the other side which you verify by feeling through the tissue of the bowel. Then you squirt your load out of the rod.

I hope you weren’t eating while reading but it is actually not any worse than what a doctor does. It amuses me what freaks out people. Hospitals freak me out.
Be right back.......JUST KIDDING
 
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s1uggo72

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I've been to the Buccees in Daytona. They're building one in Fort Pierce (much closer to me) now. Meh. It's a stop, but there's nothing convenient about it. I liken it to a Wegman's vs. my small Publix. Would I like a Wegman's nearby? I guess. It's a great store. Do I want the traffic? Nope. I can go to my Publix and be back w/ coffee and half and half and donuts in 10 minutes. It would take me 10 minutes to find the half and half in a Wegman's.

Buccee's is for American tourists, certain fans of their stuff (which I am) that go occasionally and stock up, and Brit reaction idiots on youtube. I will never drive by the one in Daytona and not stop though - mainly for jerky. Even though it's expensive as hell.
IDK their brisket sammy was pretty good and the caramel corn is addicting
 

s1uggo72

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I was at a party in the late 90s when a female friend was telling me that her friend had a job artificially inseminating cows. Being a city/Jersey shore boy, I had no idea how this was accomplished. I kept asking questions for clarification until she finally said, “She puts on a long glove, covers it with lube, grabs a bagful of bull ***** and fist*#@&s the cow!” I completely lost it and almost 30 years later it still generates an audible chuckle from me.
Alas, I’m hoping that doesn’t qualify as a snack food.
back in the day, my Dad had a farm store in rural PA, a service he provided was a way for the farmers to call in about when the cows were coming into heat, and then the 'artificial' man, as he was known, would call in to get the messages. This was way before the internet, cell phones, even phone message machines.
 

LionJim

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back in the day, my Dad had a farm store in rural PA, a service he provided was a way for the farmers to call in about when the cows were coming into heat, and then the 'artificial' man, as he was known, would call in to get the messages. This was way before the internet, cell phones, even phone message machines.
Very cool.
 
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kgilbert78

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Had a lot of soft pretzels in Germany on a Danube River Cruise. One day on an excursion, I ask the tour guide about “hard pretzels”. I guess that is like asking about well done fish at a sushi bar. She tells me with a look of dread, “no such thing!” So I guess the Sturgis story about the pretzel baker falling asleep and making well done soft pretzels might in fact have some legitimacy.
In Bavaria, they put butter on them...
 
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s1uggo72

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If you live in a refrigerator box or under an overpass, yes Ketchup is a snack. Sometimes the main course too.
Randy Moss has a Chicken n Waffles franchise. He had one in Huntington WV that closed. One of the biggest complaints was he wouldn’t serve ketchup!! He said there were other sauces and people should try them. The people though wanted ketchup!! They ended up closing the place. I thought the food was good but there were issues other than no ketchup
 

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Randy Moss has a Chicken n Waffles franchise. He had one in Huntington WV that closed. One of the biggest complaints was he wouldn’t serve ketchup!! He said there were other sauces and people should try them. The people though wanted ketchup!! They ended up closing the place. I thought the food was good but there were issues other than no ketchup

Did you check out the mens room for Tony's 33 Sauce?
 

berklion

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I saw an Auntie Anne's soft pretzel commercial on the Sweet 16 broadcast. They started in Gap PA. Not really a PA company anymore.