RIP: Chuck Norris Dead at 86
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...Death "Chuck Norrises."
It's really been a sad time with so many celebrities I grew up watching passing away.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry, can gargle peanut butter, and can, in fact, fold a fitted sheet.
He’s chuck norris, he died at 78 but it took till 86 to convince him.
We all wear out, even Chuck. 86 is a pretty long life for a man and he lived quite a life.
According to reports, today wasn't even supposed to be the day.
Chuck had a long conversation with Death. Death tried to talk him out of it. Death told Chuck Norris, "It's not even my time." Chuck looked him in the eye and said, "Son, Chuck Norris comes for us all."
Chuck had a long conversation with Death. Death tried to talk him out of it. Death told Chuck Norris, "It's not even my time." Chuck looked him in the eye and said, "Son, Chuck Norris comes for us all."
Chuck Norris will be our next coach and Death be his assistant coach
Mitch 2.0, the TBD AD hand-picked by Mitch (which Mitch "will not" be picking - wink wink nudge nudge) will never allow it!
The only one who could touch MC Hammer
I'm such a child. Some of these are really making me laugh.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door, divide by zero, and counted to Infinity TWICE!!
RIP. Walker Texas Ranger was peak early afternoon programming.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toliet, he scares the sh*t out of it
RIP Chuck!!
Michael Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Michael Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Damn, not Chuck Norris.
i remember that time he knocked a guy into next week, thereby proving time travel is real.
i remember that time he knocked a guy into next week, thereby proving time travel is real.
What happens when an entire nation rises up against chuck Norris?
ask Atlantis
ask Atlantis
Fat cat man will blame Pope for his death
Chuck told him what to write. UJ ALWAYS listens to Chuck! (You should too!)
It's really telling about the state of the program. Chuck Norris (life long Cat fan) was in perfect health but after two seasons of watching Pope he noped out.
I met him once at a martial arts seminar in Dallas. Super nice fella
