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    Weather Channel Rant.....

    My Uncle Clud said what keeps the tourists out is Boojum. He was married at Locust Grove on the hill. He said that Tuscola woman was tuffer than a microwaved steak. We axed him why he married her and he said he was afraid not to. Anyway they lived up there so long that a family trait was...
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    Weather Channel Rant.....

    Me and my kin quit setting on top of the house bout' two generations ago. Except for Uncle Clem on the Pigeon River near Canton. He said smelling the paper mill was better than huffing high test. He could walk down the hill right onto the roof which he called ruff. With all this Jerry Clower...
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    Weather Channel Rant.....

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    Should Northern Guilford Be Stripped Of Its Football Titles?

    I've heard that Antifa got a busload of winos in Cleveland County to come to ol' Sam's statue in C-Hill where they were gassed and turned into booger factories by the popo. One got on WRAL ant said "My eyes are burning like Catholic Priests".
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    Best/Worst HSFB Moments

    I saw this onside kick: One minute left both teams outta' time outs and neither team can stop the other. Kicking team down by 4 kicks the ball. Ball hits ground and hops up bout 15 feet in air. Receiving team front fat lineman signals fair catch, catches the ball and downs it. His coaches...
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    Orange Football

    My Uncle June from Cleveland County has this problem. He lives in a trailer park named 'PANCHO VILLAS' and got divorced cause' wife married neighbor (side to side). Each single ex spouse married each other. They got divorced then remarried the original. All showed up in court on same day...
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    Orange Football

    The most politically incorrect thing in Orange County is Orange football. From winning football (gasp), selling Chick Fillet (swoon), FCA meetings (why not), kneeling only to pray before and after games (oh!), crowd waving America flags (yeehaaw), grilling meat in the parking lot (animals are...
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    Orange Football

    Thanks for the info. I am still trying to find the Etch A Sketch setting switch on my pc so I can type in that stuff.
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    Orange Football

    First Cedar Ridges seniors were playing at Orange now they are not. Can they or cannot they. Any opinions.
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    Orange Football

    My Great Uncle Clod who worked for Kerr Scott, who stopped the Shelby Ring in the 40's, said he kept telling the tax collector in Shelby that he never lived in Cleveland and he hadnt never been outside NC. That cost him 90 more days in the Broughton Nervous Hospital. Orange High needs to be...
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    Orange Football

    Football was on the way out at Orange Hi till Moser was hired and he put his foot back in football. Orange needs to be used as a shining example of how it could and should be done to get er done.
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    Orange Football

    Ima hearing rumors boiling like Granny 'Tube' Rose's wash pot out back. Mt Eno rumbling. Cuzzing sanging 'Rocky Top'. Anybody wanna guess.
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    Orange Football

    Well maybe all the money is going to the 2.5 billion dollar 18 mile train and track from UNC to Duke. We used to hop the freight in Cleveland County and sing Johnny Cash songs while trailer park heroes threw rocks at us. We called our cuzzin on the cell phone and he would open their dog lots...
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    Orange Football

    Schools out! Time for entertaining posts about sub 4.0 40 yard dashes while doing Bruce Lee kicks and reading Algebra 3. The truth is that high school football is played with Al Bundy types whos career ends around the first week in November but gets better as the years go by. Grades keep most...
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