LOL. I played TE at Morton. We may have helped add to y'all's record. I remember the bell on the windmill thing y'all would ring in the event that a TD was actually scored.
CWS is ranked that low because of all the aluminum bleachers of steel trestles. It sounds horrible when people walk around on it. I also believe the top sections have been condemned by the state and are not usable.
That didn't hurt USC, or Northwestern or Central Florida. USM is in the state it's in because of deplorable leadership. Southern has many attributes that would make it a great school. Close to coast, Gulf Shores, New Orleans,...Their leadership has handicapped them.
We were actually devising ways to kill them en masse last night. Electro fishing ahead of a chicken house litter spreader mounted on pontoons with knives instead of beaters at the back should do it. You would have all the elements in place to turn it into a continuous carp blender. Mount it...