Recent content by cooldude33

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    ***2017 In State Recruiting Thread***

    Better have a couple of truckloads of those on hand for your next 5-7 season. I'm sure the fanbase will be forgiving. Of course, everyone at this point is pretty much used to losing and being totally irrelevant nationally, so it might not be that big of a deal anymore.
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    Why have you not donated

    Your fans are a bunch of poor deadbeats because they're too busy tipping $5 on every Uber ride, the shoeshine boy, the coatcheck girl, every bum on the street, and tossing any loose change that they might have into the nearest tip jar. Meanwhile, in Iowa, we pay what things cost, not a dime...
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    Question for uber drivers

    Tipping is a scourge on the planet. You East Coasters are ridiculous. Do your damn job and get a paycheck as a reward, just like everyone else. You do it as well as you possibly can because you have pride and some G-D self respect. What's next? Tipping the guy at Subway because he gave you...
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    ***2017 In State Recruiting Thread***

    Sichterman has like 32 offers and Kittrell has exactly one from the Power 5 and another one or two low-level FBS. If I were you I'd submit my application for recruiting coordinator at Youngstown State ASAP.
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    ***2017 In State Recruiting Thread***

    I'm sorry, but is your goal to win games and compete for championships, or to "be nice to the local people?" Talk about backward *** thinking. Might as well have a roster of 100 Nebraskans on it. You'll never win anything, but you sure will be popular with the local kids.
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    OT: Typically do you carry cash?

    When did Jim Delany get such a pointy nose and ears.
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    OT: Typically do you carry cash?

    I haven't touched a piece of actual American currency in probably 5 years now.
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    OT: Should cursive still be taught in schools

    Those things are not supposed to be taught in schools, they're supposed to be taught at home. You sound like a ****** parent.
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    OT: Should cursive still be taught in schools

    What planet or decade are you from? The entire millennial and younger generations are nothing but socially inept robots already. Take a look around at anyone high school age or younger these days. It's nothing but staring at the screen of some kind of electronic device 24/7. Nobody engages...
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    ***2017 In State Recruiting Thread***

    Tarpinian barely contributed at Iowa. He only saw significant PT for one year, and was injured for much of that season anyway. On the list of players who "got away", he is way, way, way down the list.
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    ***2017 In State Recruiting Thread***

    Because if you pull it off correctly, you end up with 2 quality players instead of one, and it gives you additional room to work around the scholarship restrictions imposed by the NCAA. You weren't exactly an honor student, were you?
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    Offensive line rotation from the man himself

    Didn't Nebraska lead the country in most penalties committed last year?
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    OT: Miracle on Ice Goalie Jim Craig, to auction his Gold Metal

    What exactly do you do with it? Put it on a shelf somewhere and gaze longingly? Hang it by the front door so you can impress the hell out of solicitors and Jehovah's Witnesses? I'd rather watch highlights of the game or rehash the memories with my former teammates. Who the hell cares about...
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    OT: Miracle on Ice Goalie Jim Craig, to auction his Gold Metal

    A gold medal is just a "thing." Every single poster in this thread has hundreds or thousands of "things" that they never even look at and are just stored in a closet or drawer somewhere. He's not giving up his spot on the team or the memories that he created, he's just relinquishing a physical...
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    ***Frank Darby Update***

    Had to be something like this. A) Iowa has taken academic risks on plenty of kids over the years, including several non-qualifiers that they shepherded to various JUCOs and prep schools. Meanwhile, this kid was actually fully qualified and wanted to enroll in the fall. B) He visited out here...