GYERO ARCHIVE

Status
Not open for further replies.

Ron Mehico

Heisman
Jan 4, 2008
15,473
33,054
0
America is perfectly fine, dorks bitching on social media or some conservative douche becoming a Supreme Court justice, or stupid liberals wanting to be outraged over everything is not that big a deal. If you look around at your actual life it’s probably very similar to how it was in the past and how it will be in the future.

Kentucky is 4-0, our basketball team is going to be badass, it’s going to be 70 and sunny this weekend. I have some pumking beer in the fridge for tonight, we can pull up a video of a hot chick get plowed on our phone in 5 seconds, and we all have the freedom to go outside and take a dump in our beautiful backyard if we want - the true definition of freedom. Grill some good food this weekend, drink some beer, watch some football, eat some steak, and have sex with your wife or significant other this weekend. God bless America. :americanflag:
 

Brandon Stroud

All-Conference
Feb 5, 2018
2,312
4,637
0
Democracy was, is, and always will be a sham. At least when you have a king, you're under no illusion that what you say matters. Probably makes for a lot healthier citizenry; less likely to get riled up over stupid **** like porn stars and how many times someone flew a jet
 

jwheat

Heisman
Aug 21, 2005
97,626
24,206
42
I can’t wait until one of you run for office and we can go through your high school year books
 

catlanta33

Heisman
Aug 27, 2013
78,926
19,571
0
Suddenly, a Purge doesn't seem like a bad idea. I'll take my chances in the Gunshine state. Already have a relationship with a former customer/doomsday prepper and have secured spots for me and my wife. Only took a few boxes of free keys.

LET'S DO THIS!
 

BKH34

All-American
Sep 9, 2015
2,861
6,884
0
Somebody from GYERO runs for major office and we'll see the Vox article about the underlying racism of "get pumped".
 

catsfanbgky

All-American
Oct 18, 2006
18,901
7,622
0
Twenty years ago the average U.S. hotel room clocked in at just over 350 square feet. But today’s newest hotel brands are selling rooms nearly half that size, with some chains averaging 200, 183, or even just 170 square feet. How did we get here?

First, let’s get it out of the way that, yes, the average hotel room in America today is still a respectable 330 square feet. But, but, but, that’s because the majority of existing hotel stock was built decades ago. You’d be hard pressed to find anything currently under construction with that large of a footprint.

New boutique brands springing up across the country under familiar brand umbrellas are tiny by comparison. Rooms in Marriott’s Moxy Hotels average 183 square feet. The brand also lacks a traditional reservation desk, with guests instead checking in via the bar. Rooms in Best Western’s new, ahem, Vīb and GLō brands are just 200 and 249 square feet. And new hotel brand Yotel, formerly of airport sleeping pod notoriety, says its rooms average just 170 square feet.

Get the full story at USA Today

 

mashburned

Heisman
Mar 10, 2009
40,283
49,516
0
Girl you wanna come to my Yotel
Baby, I will leave you my room key
I'm feelin' the way you carry yourself girl
And I wanna get with you 'cuz you's a cutie

So if you wanna come to my Yotel
All you gotta do is holler at me
'Cuz we're having an after party
Checkin' out 6 in the mornin
 
Mar 7, 2009
7,689
17,092
0
Big week ahead for ol’ Rax and the boys.
Tonight we are planning on having a fortnite celebraish. Gonna order some pizza, make some brownies (just regular like my boys are still too young for drugs) and move the ps4 into the living room on the big screen and take turns on the soaring 50’s. By far my favorite mode on the game. Cristiano Ronaldo skin FTW. User name is jctacos in case any of y’all wanna join. Boys are amped.

Tomorrow night gonna cook some steaks on the Weber kettle, drink some chi-chi’s gold margs, and watch the cats become a game away from bowl eligibility. Boys have 3 football games between them on Sunday. Won’t have to pretend to like the nfl all day. Right on.

I’m glad everyone is happy fall weather is here, but I’ll remind you this is Kentucky and there is a HIGH probablility that we will see 90 degrees again before Halloween. Learn Kentucky. HAVING SAID THAT, this is great sturgill weather.

Speaking of 90 degrees, I’ll be watching the Texas a&m LIVE from the back porch in (hopefully) sunny Destin, Florida. Gulf breeze and smoked tuna dip.
 

BBdK

Heisman
Sep 21, 2003
159,783
74,127
0
Friday Shorts:

-300+ only for dog dad. Easily #2 in my search criteria priority after location when shopping. If you've ever been stuck in a 150-170 room in NYC/Europe it's pretty self-explanatory.

-I actually *was* a bit triggered yesterday. Typically try and stay out of that crap as much as possible, but that whole deal just seemed wrong in all facets. Quite embarrassing as an American.

-Furyk playing Phil in Foursomes of all formats. [eyeroll][eyeroll][eyeroll][eyeroll][eyeroll][eyeroll][eyeroll][eyeroll] Pretty smooth letting Brooks sit as well.

-Marble Madness was fun, imo. Star Voyager is the worst NES game, and there isn't a close 2nd.

-NBA Preseason starts today? Damn.

-Fall brings the REAL sports, all you pansies who cry about wishing it was summer/95 365 days per year should get pumped, or move to the desert.

-Jacked for this game Saturday. Weather looks dreamy, Sold out CWealth, 7:30 kick, all my wildcat buddies in town...:fire::fire::fire:.

-Started watching the Inside the Freemasons thing on Netflix, a bit disappointing actually. 80Proof been initiated yet?





 

Geese Feeder

All-American
Nov 23, 2003
10,913
9,103
98
Think it'll be too warm for my world famous pumpkin pie shots, Sloot?

Need to hear from the judges on this.
 

Hank Camacho

Heisman
May 7, 2002
28,103
11,430
113
I remember renting Top Gun as kid, super pumped, and spending all weekend trying to land on the damn carrier. While that sucked, it was still eleventy billion times better than effing Q*bert.
 

BKH34

All-American
Sep 9, 2015
2,861
6,884
0
Top Gun could have had a brilliant video game behind it but none of us would ever know because nobody can land the plane on the aircraft carrier, and anybody lucky enough to land the plane can't stay hooked up to the refueling jet on the next level. The rest of the game could be Super Mario Bros. 3 quality for all we know.

Can I submit Silver Surfer? Makes Contra look like a game my mom can beat blindfolded. Bullet hell to the point that it takes away from any potential entertainment value the game could have had.

James Rolfe had a great quote on it: "Staying alive in Silver Surfer is like going outside in a thunderstorm and trying to dodge rain."

 

BleedBlueCats21

All-American
Mar 17, 2007
10,260
7,041
113
Not NES, but this game was :fire:.

 

anthonys735

Heisman
Jan 29, 2004
62,831
51,918
113
Back home randos:

-Straight from hungover Sunday to annual company manager retreat in Cincy. Ruby's, Rhinegeist, Goodfellas, GABP, Nada, Sotto, Tokyo Kitty, Righteous Room, Lucy Blue. /puke.
*Sotto is really damn good.
*TK private karaoke rooms are just a blast. Next time we're up there the crew has to do that.
*Odd that Lexington has the best pizza in the state and region these days. I'll take it though.

-With all that going on almost no build up to RC which is a shame. One of my favorite events. Got home ready to watch the end of some matches and US is basically being swept on holes 14-15.

-Jackal was an underrated NES game. Loved that sucker, especially 2 player mode. Nothing for QBert.

-Tailgate seems like it's shaping up to be an all timer. Got 15lbs of wings to cook. Let's f*cking go.

-Yesterday was the worst of our 2 party political system but the country and world for that measure are amazing. Greatest time to be alive in human history is right now despite self serving ridiculous politicians.

-F*ck moving to Canada, too damn cold. I'd suggest a Caribbean country if you're getting out. Pop right over if you need real doctors and hospitals.
 
  • Like
Reactions: BigBadBlueDaddy

Strokin_Bandit

Heisman
Dec 21, 2001
8,949
14,118
0
You won’t believe it, but it’s still cloudy and gray down here in the South Central. Just one day of sunny and 72-79 degrees. Please, Mother Nature? You insufferable ________.
 
  • Like
Reactions: west-ky-wildcat

UKwizard

Heisman
Dec 11, 2002
21,313
13,878
113
The rest of the game could be Super Mario Bros. 3 quality for all we know.
I cannot confirm since I never got past level 2 but I read there are only 4 levels in the game and evidently on level 4 you have to destroy a space shuttle.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.