GYERO ARCHIVE

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These warriors are away from there families for 13 months a year, '08. They continue to do amazing things with declining budgets and often have to drive a few hours just to even be able to post their "view from the office" pic.

The least you can do is feed them out of your budget, and it best be something they *love* or you're going to hear about it on their twitter (where RT's are not endorsements). Christ, do you even know what its like to hit a midnight deadline when the game doesnt end until 11:25?
 

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Personally, I despise everyone who works a low paying government customer service job.

They continue to come to work every day, hating their life, and counting down the hours until their tiny little pension kicks in. And riding high on the misconception that they’re receiving great benefits in lieu of actual compensation.

F them all, imo.


They're all so fat that I don't understand how they LIVE long enough to bankrupt the pension system.
 

justa

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Switch to Nappy Roots and call it a day.

(About the newest rap group/person I know)
 

august-west

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Parking enforcement officer is actually my dream job. I love Parking Wars, and I'd relish the opportunity to argue with people who think the rules don't ally to them. I have thick skin and I'm wicked quick with a comeback

I was born for that job

When I retire I might do it just to blow off steam.

One day, many years after i had been on the campus at UK, I stopped by the Bookstore at UK before a game to purchase some random gear and when i came back out the Parking Nazi had placed a boot on my car. The said "officer" told me that he recognized my vehicle and that was the reason for said boot.....it was all because of a parking ticket i had received 10 years earlier at the circle just off of Haggin Hall year's before...but he "recognized" my vehicle. Right...screw those guys
 

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Effing Rally Towels. [roll][sick]

The UKAA really has no clue how to create a “big time” atmosphere. Maybe they can throw in post game fireworks and a Beach Boys concert.
My parents went to a Beach Boys concert in Maysville at a barn. Some rich guy paid their manager to have them come play there. They got there and were like WTF, but apparently killed it.

But I have to wear a white one... can I take it off when I get to the new(er) house? :sunglasses:
Is voin in shape or the type of guy that thinks he is and takes his shirt off?

Parking enforcement officer is actually my dream job. I love Parking Wars, and I'd relish the opportunity to argue with people who think the rules don't ally to them. I have thick skin and I'm wicked quick with a comeback

I was born for that job

When I retire I might do it just to blow off steam.
Maybe just become a bartender down here buddy. Talk all the trash you want and a suttle laugh afterwards makes it all good.
 
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One day, many years after i had been on the campus at UK, I stopped by the Bookstore at UK before a game to purchase some random gear and when i came back out the Parking Nazi had placed a boot on my car. The said "officer" told me that he recognized my vehicle and that was the reason for said boot.....it was all because of a parking ticket i had received 10 years earlier at the circle just off of Haggin Hall year's before...but he "recognized" my vehicle. Right...screw those guys


When I have the badge, I can assure, I will follow the letter of the parking law.

None of that, "I remember your car crap."

Boot goes on only if you're an unrepentant multiple offender.

I'll live by the Code.
 
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Century Cat

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One day, many years after i had been on the campus at UK, I stopped by the Bookstore at UK before a game to purchase some random gear and when i came back out the Parking Nazi had placed a boot on my car. The said "officer" told me that he recognized my vehicle and that was the reason for said boot.....it was all because of a parking ticket i had received 10 years earlier at the circle just off of Haggin Hall year's before...but he "recognized" my vehicle. Right...screw those guys

1. You're the Scofflaw.

2. OMFGoodness, rogue, you do not need to respond to every freaking thing that every freaking person posts. It's like you think you have a line item veto over GYERO, complete with commentary. Just Shut The F Up and give it a rest. Please.
 
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The clown as a parking cop would be TV magic.

I'm just here to preserve order and keep the streets clear of hazards and maintain order.

Block a fire hydrant?

You could cost a life.

Block a loading zone or sidewalk?

Somebody gets hit, navigating around your vehicle.

There are PARKING LAWS FOR A REASON SIR! (Or Ma'am)
 

UKRob 73

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Parking enforcement officer is actually my dream job. I love Parking Wars, and I'd relish the opportunity to argue with people who think the rules don't ally to them. I have thick skin and I'm wicked quick with a comeback

I was born for that job

When I retire I might do it just to blow off steam.

Me too. My wife calls me Garfield sometimes I watch parking wars so much. The four things I've said I would do for free some day
-Boot cars
-Repo cars
--taze criminals
--tow illegally parked cars
 
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