* People actually save things in their shopping cart, then just let them marinate there while they stew on the purchase? Pull the trigger, ya candy asses.
* I can't decide which side I'm on this week.....
- Donald Trump is the anti-Christ. He is personally holding hostage thousands of terminally ill toddlers in southern border state gulags, while their parents are sentenced to work themselves to death in concentration camps hundreds of miles away.
or
- our nation is under full blown assault from our Mexican enemies. They're pouring into our country with suitcases of heroin, millions of them at a time, growing the ranks of MS-13 at an exponential rate, raping our women, and murdering everyone in their path.
There is no in between, per thesocialmedia.
* I like our football team a lot this year. If we're going to have a "breakthrough season," this is it.
* Flying out to NYC first thing in the morning.
- 9/11 museum
- Broadway-ish show (hopefully Avenue Q)
- Mets game
- Natural History Museum
- run 100 mile road race
Pretty much the classic way to take in the city.
* Happy National Yoga Day, y'all.
* Paid a $210 speeding ticket today, the first legit one I've gotten in probably > 10 years. Go F yourselves, #bluelivesmatter.
* Is there anywhere good to eat in NYC? Recs, please!!!11