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Most flight attendants these days could easily double as city bus drivers.
Yup, TS. Just the other weekend I was Otw to Chicago and my headrest tv wasn’t working. Ask for a Woodford from the effeminate one and he’s all, “Hun, your tv not working?” I said no but I was watching my Ipad anyway so it’s perfectly fine.
“Not on my plane it’s not perfectly fine. Here’s two Woodfords on us.”[banana]
“Not on my plane it’s not perfectly fine. Here’s two Woodfords on us.”[banana]
Which is a shame, because you’re probably one of the more attractive male passengers on board the majority of the time.
Flight attendants were hotter when they were stewardesses. PC society changed all that.
Wait you guys still fly commercial?
Much better than some ******* that jumped on a plane after running a 100 mile ultramarathon without a shower.
Boarding a plane may be the best people watching scenarios you can find anywhere. The lack of f's given by some, the disregard for anyone else around them, the entitled c-words that are stuck in coach but act like it's a private jet. Then people like me that wait until the end to board so I can see the sheer disappointment wash over the face of the poor soul in the middle seat that just realized they aren't getting to sit in the aisle.
One of my favorites recently was this old, snooty lady that spent .4 of a second trying to fit her suitcase in the overhead before throwing in the towel and leaving it for someone else to handle. I'm waiting, watching, headphones on mute and then it happens.
"Whose is this?" "Hello, people, whose suitcase is this that is sticking out of the bin?" Finally the lady turns around and murmurs something probably condescending.
The FA proceeds to lecture her on the proper technique of stowing suitcases in overhead bins loud enough for the entire plane to hear. No doubt, 100% intentional and to her credit, very professionally dressing this lady down with a nice, common sense lecture.
The lady balks, like it fits everywhere else.
The FA, having none of her **** proceeds to take her suitcase about 10 rows back to put it in an open bin. I swear to Allah I wanted to get up and applaud her because it was 5 less minutes I had to think about being trapped in a sardine can with fatback pouring over the armrest into my seat.
One of my favorites recently was this old, snooty lady that spent .4 of a second trying to fit her suitcase in the overhead before throwing in the towel and leaving it for someone else to handle. I'm waiting, watching, headphones on mute and then it happens.
"Whose is this?" "Hello, people, whose suitcase is this that is sticking out of the bin?" Finally the lady turns around and murmurs something probably condescending.
The FA proceeds to lecture her on the proper technique of stowing suitcases in overhead bins loud enough for the entire plane to hear. No doubt, 100% intentional and to her credit, very professionally dressing this lady down with a nice, common sense lecture.
The lady balks, like it fits everywhere else.
The FA, having none of her **** proceeds to take her suitcase about 10 rows back to put it in an open bin. I swear to Allah I wanted to get up and applaud her because it was 5 less minutes I had to think about being trapped in a sardine can with fatback pouring over the armrest into my seat.
You can get a hell of a bike for under that. I like the idea of going with a frame that will allow you to swap tires from gravel to road but do you have a gravel or reasonable course around you?
It's one of those things that takes several attempts before you feel comfortable and confident. Also, expect a few hundred in accessories(clothes, helmet, shoes, cleats, pedals, tools, tubes, glasses) to get started. After initial cost it's not bad at all.
Don't forget the spandex, Nelson. Also, if you decide to take up swimming for exercise don't forget to shave 100% of your body hair so you'll be .000000000000000000000001 seconds faster.
Well, this should take care of most of the day on here.
You can blame anti-discrimination laws for male flight attendants. There was a sex discrimination case in the early 80's against Southwest Airlines where Southwest argued that sex appeal was a "bona fide occupational qualification" of being a flight attendant. That argument failed (unsurprisingly) .
What kind of savage rides bikes on gravel?
Glad we got Coach Mathew on KSRadio the moment Travis Reid commits. #Blesst. #Metoo.
Glad we got Coach Mathew on KSRadio the moment Travis Reid commits. #Blesst. #Metoo.
Let me get out in front of the sports writers March narratives, CALS MERCENARIES ARE RUINING COLLEGE BASKETBALL.
Will make as much sense as worrying about the sexual orientation of your flight attendants.
Will make as much sense as worrying about the sexual orientation of your flight attendants.
* The modern day flight attendant is typically a ***** who likes to travel (which is all of them, basically).
* Speaking of which, the new ***** Eye for the Straight Guy is fantastic, but they get WAY too preachy about social agenda issues.
* Cyborg is on Amazon Prime now. You're welcome.
* Went for an 800-meter swim yesterday. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge. Barely survived.
- swim 50
- hang onto the edge of the pool for 5 minutes catching my breath
- wash out goggles
- repeat 15 more times
Great workout.
* Xxxtentaction. What a name. Serious question --> how do these fools actually make money? I mean, I guess he had some big hits or whatever (per Wikipedia), but Lambo $$? What bozo is approving that loan?
* Speaking of which, the new ***** Eye for the Straight Guy is fantastic, but they get WAY too preachy about social agenda issues.
* Cyborg is on Amazon Prime now. You're welcome.
* Went for an 800-meter swim yesterday. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge. Barely survived.
- swim 50
- hang onto the edge of the pool for 5 minutes catching my breath
- wash out goggles
- repeat 15 more times
Great workout.
* Xxxtentaction. What a name. Serious question --> how do these fools actually make money? I mean, I guess he had some big hits or whatever (per Wikipedia), but Lambo $$? What bozo is approving that loan?
Have my old Mongoose from when I was a kid, going to get it ready for my eldest next year......and it's effing radical.
Shows/clubs, mostly. Those young dudes hustle.
Album sales/streams to a lesser extent. I mean, Dude's 3 biggest songs on Spotify Alone:
377 MILLION streams
282 MILLION streams
239 MILLION streams
He's got WELL over a billion streams altogether, and at .0084 per stream (which is apparently what Spotify pays), there's $8.4 million right there. Again, that's just Spotify streams.
He won't see all of that, or most of it even, but I'd say he had plenty to drop cash for a Lambo.
Edit: He also had a reported 6 million dollar deal from Capitol Records.
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How much mean mugging is gonna be happening between PJ and Reid Travis?
Also, most young musicians sign terrible deals. So they get huge budgets from record companies, but they own nothing. A leased Lambo is a good investment for a record company to make it look like their artists are killing it. Meanwhile, their advance is the only money they'll ever see unless they turn into legit superstars
Normally I trust your knowledge of the musical industry, but I've never heard of the guy, and I listen to Pandora A LOT.
He's never showed up on Tyler Childers radio, Turnpike Troubadours radio, Reckless Kelly radio, *or* Chris Knight radio. Not buying it, bro. The guy was a nobody.
I can't name one of his songs, but there are 50 other guys just like him doing the exact same thing. You severely underestimate the power of social media/internet & these dude's rabid fanbases when it comes to this 'new' era of garbage emo rap.
^ is the next to die. Write it down. :100points:
^ is the next to die. Write it down. :100points:
My favorite comment on Reid Travis so far is "Another one and done player. We need seniors."
:joy::joy:
who/wtf is that???
Music, by and large, is TERRIBLE. I mean, that white rapper chick from Australia has been nominated for *four* Grammys. Just awful. Direct reflection of the average American, unfortunately.
who/wtf is that???
Music, by and large, is TERRIBLE. I mean, that white rapper chick from Australia has been nominated for *four* Grammys. Just awful. Direct reflection of the average American, unfortunately.
Can’t believe you guys give me a hard time about these guys. Much better than that emo rap crap.
No worries, Aubrey drops June 29 to save the Summer from the dearth of jams we've been given thus far.
Alright -- lessssgo.
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What a damn pickup- proven, experienced player that we always need. Intelligent, high character guy. Plus he averaged 19&9 last year. :joy:
Can’t wait to watch he and PJ play together next year.
I like our team better than anyone now.
Can’t wait to watch he and PJ play together next year.
I like our team better than anyone now.
SoundCloud rappers is a term I'd never heard of until that XXTentaciaeonaez6969 got shot. It's bizarre and makes me feel incredibly old.
I had never even heard of that rappin' rascal until my 15-year-old took a break from playing Fortnite to tell me a rapper got shot today, whose name he couldn't really pronounce, and that his friend was devastated. I told him I'd never heard of him (obviously), and chuckled at his buddy being distraught. I let him know he should get used to rappers dying, it's what they do.
I had never even heard of that rappin' rascal until my 15-year-old took a break from playing Fortnite to tell me a rapper got shot today, whose name he couldn't really pronounce, and that his friend was devastated. I told him I'd never heard of him (obviously), and chuckled at his buddy being distraught. I let him know he should get used to rappers dying, it's what they do.
Reid the Steed TM has college figured out. Get a degree from Stanford and then get the full benefits of playing at UK. Guy may be a genius.
* Reid Travis sounds like a cauc from an Ivy League-ish school, too. Always nice to land a Dukie type amongst the rest of our players, who of course all hate school, don't give af about Kentucky, are only in this for themselves, etc.
* We're far enough into this one-and-done thing that there's enough info out there -- you can't really win with ALL one-and-dones, but you don't need a bunch of seniors to do it, either. Cal's best teams have returned a lot of talent from the previous season, and this bunch is gonna be right there in the mix with his best ever.
* We straight nightmares.
* We're far enough into this one-and-done thing that there's enough info out there -- you can't really win with ALL one-and-dones, but you don't need a bunch of seniors to do it, either. Cal's best teams have returned a lot of talent from the previous season, and this bunch is gonna be right there in the mix with his best ever.
* We straight nightmares.
Figure we’ll start two freshmen, two sophomores who are returning starters and a senior AA.
My hs buddy Euge (black mike's bro) had the whitest dad of all time. He used to insist rappers "were nothing but a bunch of criminals." Sounded exactly like an Eddie Murphy pretending to be a white dude skit.
You're basically That Guy now. Congrats.
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