GYERO ARCHIVE

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drxman1

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Five loaves and two fish to feed the masses , water to wine, some of you guys think you poop ice cream, this guy could poop ice cream!

I mean, those are great party tricks.

But did Jesus ever promise any virgins in paradise? That seems to be a big selling point for the Muslims.
 

cricket3

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May 29, 2001
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Figure I'll ask here before I go to Stubhub this year. Anyone have a weekend pass to The Memorial and want to sell their Sunday pass? I know a lot of people skip Sunday and that's when my father in law wants to go.
 

joeyrupption

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Congrats to Travis. It's really hard to catch on at The Onion. Props.
False. In 2008 I was tacitly offered an Onion Sports job by the Onion’s editor while hanging out with their staff at a company outing at a Brooklyn Cyclones game (this was after he realized I was “stand-around funny” and could HANG.) I had won out a competition for a video sports piece and some of my visual jokes were actually re-written into the script. After seeing how they operate (no pay), I said, “no thanks!”

The work I did for them shows up in my portfolio to this day. People forget that.
 
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Wrong

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May 13, 2006
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ANYWAY tried out Southland a couple weeks ago. Walk in and first song they play is Eurhythmics’ “Sweet Dreams.”


Should have stayed around because you missed:
Aerosmith-Dream On
Petty-Running Down a Dream
Greenday-Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Kravitz-Are you gonna go my way.

No joke
 
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UKRob 73

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The Catholics and Muslims get it right Imho . They promise booze and virgins. Every poor decision I've ever made in my life involved one or both. Very easy selling point.
 

UKRob 73

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Haven't seen it posted in here, but the story about Lonzo ball refusing to sign with the Lakers unless they sign his brothers. Is the least surprising turn of events. You deserve what you get with that bag of bat **** crazy. Hope they can his ***.
 

TriangleUKCat

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I know Magic has AIDS badly but hope it doesn't affect his judgment in even considering signing a homeless man's Shabazz Napier and a poor man's Ramon Harris to keep an underwhelming Lonzo on the team.
 

Hank Camacho

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May 7, 2002
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False. In 2008 I was tacitly offered an Onion Sports job by the Onion’s editor while hanging out with their staff at a company outing at a Brooklyn Cyclones game (this was after he realized I was “stand-around funny” and could HANG.) I had won out a competition for a video sports piece and some of my visual jokes were actually re-written into the script. After seeing how they operate (no pay), I said, “no thanks!”

The work I did for them shows up in my portfolio to this day. People forget that.

Now this is GYERO bragging.
 

wcc31

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Mar 18, 2002
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Here's the thing about PB's take. Right or wrong he's now deep into the trenches. Time to double and triple down and spin, as any good GYEROman would do.

Guarantee his back is red from all the pats, slaps and huzzahs from the millennial left and his sports media colleagues.

Time to really go in and claim all white American males should be double-banned from the Olympics.
 

anthonys735

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Jan 29, 2004
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-Stormy Daniels was a regular on Pornucopia, Max. Also apparently a regular on tiger Droppings. Also, 10 years ago a solid pull for a 60 year old dude.

-"Mr. White, congrats on the gold medal... how about those inappropriate texts from a story 2 years ago? Care to comment on those?" Way to go reporter man. You really got him good. Douche.

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PB05's response is -> Russians are participating in these Olympics. Huh? What does that even mean?

-Man, I love February. This is fabulous. Heavy rain the next 9/10 days should be great!! Go winter.

-Tonight would a great time to try a smaller lineup and a great time to give a full 40 minutes of effort. Right the ship and let get moving. For all the faults we have, we certainly have some strengths as well. We just don't f*cking care to use them.

-Can I get the Diallo that was putting up 10/8 every game?
 
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