BREAKING: UL gets new shoe deal

[BluZilla]

 

[UKvisitor_rivals101449]

I think I saw those at Dollar Tree.

 

[kybassfan]

Free pair with each box of condoms?

 

[83Cat_rivals79182]

Free pair with each box of condoms?

Did they make a special order from China for extra small in both condom and shoe size for the fans?

 

[UK’98UK’00]

For zipp, they’re doing micropenis size

 

[kybassfan]

Did they make a special order from China for extra small in both condom and shoe size for the fans?

Naw they use the large size for smuggling drugs where the sun don’t shine.

 

[Drudis]

Free pair with each box of condoms?

What the hell is a condom?

 

[UKvisitor_rivals101449]

What the hell is a condom?

Sounds like something from "Lord of the Rings" movies.

 

[WCSPlayedWRInHS]

Free pair with each box of condoms?

cmon now let’s be realistic. UL fans aren’t smart enough to use condoms.

 

[tluck88]

 

[kybassfan]

cmon now let’s be realistic. UL fans aren’t smart enough to use condoms.

Sure they are. Haven’t you seen those videos of idiots putting them on their heads and blowing them up like balloons?

 

[DSmith21]

A second bid has come in for UL's shoe contract. Looks like a winner.

 

[DelkBowl]

There's too many L's on that shoe.

 

[BigBlueCatNation]

It looks like Tennessee got a better deal. At least they get ankle bracelets with them.

 

[Big_Blue_Skidoo]

Naw they use the large size for smuggling drugs where the sun don’t shine.

T-Will would like to talk to you

 

[FFWhite]

Hopefully all Card fans are using condoms.

 

[St.PatterSoN-54-]

I also saw them at the dollar tree. There was a UL fan asking how much they cost.

 

[Poetax]

What the hell is a condom?

It’s a place where ex inmates plays cards

 

[Catzman]

They should look into Big Baller Brand.

 

[CatPhight_rivals65113]

 

[BluZilla]

That's UT's

 

[coach-2]

Free pair with each box of condoms?

Louisville men don’t wear condoms.

 

[kybassfan]

Louisville men don’t wear condoms.

Can’t you mean? There are some minimal size requirements.

They still have to smuggle those drugs though.

 

[rick64]

Maybe Converse has some old Chuck Taylor's stashed in a warehouse somewhere.