GYERO ARCHIVE

[UKRob 73]

The real reason for my post:
*I need a new mattress

Damn, that was quick. CMD busted those springs with a quickness. You go dog

 

[CatManDoo_rivals376463]

I'm not putting on a damn button-down and zip-up to sit alone in front of a computer all morning and then go sit in a carpool line. The plan was to be back to the apartment in plenty of time to change into something more appropriate for dinner; however - Richie you will learn this in time - kids take your plans, even if you think you've considered all possible obstacles, and **** on them. So, sometimes fashion takes a back seat to maintaining peace, sanity, and survival.

 

[tfields01]

No way. Less hell. Learn gyero.

I wasn't talking about catching hell from GYERO...

 

[_Chase_]

This California kidnapped mom story is shady as touch.

Can't wait for BBdK to start following this story.

That's Oscar-worthy right there. Better than Seven.

 

[_Chase_]

I'm just hoping at some point Papini made an ill-advised and absolutely filthy sex tape.

 

[anthonys735]

<--- Wouldve been a bomb *** hostage negotiator. Still might do it, in fact.

Just that likable.

Undoubtedly something would go wrong every time. You'd be a TERRIBLE negotiator. TS.

 

[_Chase_]

Will sitting outside a bar eating a bucket of chicken because you couldn't convince the bouncer you were 21 have a prominent position on your curriculum vitae when you apply for this hostage negotiator job, Clark?

 

[drxman1]

Given Clark's history of **** luck, no way in hell I'd hire him.

 

[BBdK]

^ be a good gyero spinoff topic/question. I'd have to put myself in the Top 5.


-Clark would **** in his pants, based on how Anth talks about him in in stressful situations over the years.

-Ursch would get you killed within about 15 seconds, imo.

-Anth would forget what the conversation was even supposed to be about.

-Killa would get hung up on for not getting to the point.

-Chase would start asking questions about his modem.


Mattox would probably be pretty good, imo.

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

Nope. I bring people together. I'm a connector.

 

[_Chase_]

PTI: You gonna release those hostages, ***?

Kidnapper: No. ***executes 10 people***

PTI: Texts emoji to Kidnapper, shrugs, runs home from crime scene.

 

[BBdK]

[laughing]

Exactly how I pictured it going down, maybe add a sarcastic "Ha" and a grunt or two.

 

[drxman1]

I mean, this guy is the Real McCoy.

 

[UKwizard]

This California kidnapped mom story is shady as touch.

Can't wait for BBdK to start following this story.

I don't know if it is shady and what not but cot dam.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Best part might be the uncited statistic "50,000 women are stalked and kidnapped every year".

You think that's bad, well hold on to your butts because did you all know that over 2,600,000 people a year die* and are kidnapped? For more info, enroll in my online course at MaxPowerrrDefenseAndStats.com

* www.cdc.gov

 

[Mattox]

Put me down for these two actually being involved in something illegal and getting in over their head. That's why they used shady ******** instead of professional law enforcement to get the lady back. Also why she was eventually returned and not viciously murdered- they paid whoever they owed whatever they owed them for regarding whatever illegal **** they were into.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Put me down for those nudes JUST IN CASE some get leaked.

 

[Mattox]

 

[Mattox]

^The guy actually in charge of getting Wifey McBoob back from the cartel.

 

[Wrong]

Naturals

 

[SAECATFAN]

Quick hitters:

-100 days without a smoke.

-The UK letterman jackets are straight :fire:.

-Seeing an oral pathologist Friday about spots in my gums. Should be dope!

-Assuming I'm not dead from oral cancer, looking for two tickets to the YUM on the 21st.

-If I am dead from oral cancer, enjoy the bowl game and cheer them on for me.

-Hopefully GEL reconvenes. Been balling every week and have got my game back in decent shape.

-BKH's self-deprecation is gold.

-When I get stressed or angry about money, I remember that I'm targeting 75 for my retirement age and I've got 40 years of earning in front of me. Again, assuming I'm not dead from oral cancer.

-REAL Christmas tree is up. House just smells of the season.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Retire at 75??

Jesus, man. Learn Dave Ramsey.

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

"Now we're here to negotiate a release a bit now, ok lets talk it out. Alright talk to me now you want $5 Million? $5 Miliion huh, that all? What about $8 Million you want $8 million. You deserve it. You want $8 Million, imma give $8 million now, lets talk. I need a release though can you get me a release for $8 million we got a deal now?"

 

[SAECATFAN]

I've learned and I am a subscriber. But I am also about that life, and I am about leaving a truck load of money to my kids someday.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

My guess is out of control GAMBOL debting.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

<---- 12 years left until "retirement"

 

[Mattox]

My guess is out of control GAMBOL debting.

Should have stuck with the bowl pick em.

 

[drxman1]

Oral hairy leukoplakia is sometimes the first symptom of the AIDS.

 

[anthonys735]

You mean you don't want to retire at 45, move into a ****** 1 bed apt you share with another running buddy, live modestly, plan obscure ultras all over the LA Purchase and grow old without family?

Wtf is wrong with you SAECATFAN?

 

[UK_Dallas]

Could spot spots on runner chicks gums from a mile away.

 

[Mattox]

Telescope or binoculars?

 

[wildcat1973_rivals160373]

Put me down for these two actually being involved in something illegal and getting in over their head. That's why they used shady ******** instead of professional law enforcement to get the lady back. Also why she was eventually returned and not viciously murdered- they paid whoever they owed whatever they owed them for regarding whatever illegal **** they were into.

Put me down for that chick is certifiably crazy and made up the entire thing. And her poor husband went along b/c he's in the deep end of the pool at this point and doesn't know what in the hell to do with his crazy *** wife.

Looney Tunes crazy.

 

[drxman1]

Please let there be a tape...

 

[MaxPowerrr]

How does the photographer call for the pose in that picture?

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Thinking of getting this for the Mrs. for Christmas. Wanted to get GYERO Dad's thoughts.

 

[Ahnan E. Muss]

^The reviews look solid (solid as a rock, you might even say).

 

[cawoodsct]

Thinking of getting this for the Mrs. for Christmas. Wanted to get GYERO Dad's thoughts.

Bought two

 

[MaxPowerrr]

someone on here has one, how do you like it? worth the $85?

 

[cricket3]

I got the $65 small one, starting to worry it might not be enough

 

[TransyCat09]

Got around to watching "Stranger than Fiction"

Unreal. Right up there with any of the cause celebres around police misconduct. Good lord those cops were awful