Don't listen to these guys, Barry. They're just jealous. Bunch of old jaded washed up attorneys, salesmen, doctors, etc.
Tell you what I'm gonna do; I'm gonna help you out. This one's free. Here's the premise. BBM is open to all former players, right? But Calipari didn't specify *UK* basketball players. Oops!!! He just said former players. So get this. The night of BBM, all sorts of former UK players show up, but interspersed throughout are former players from OTHER programs. They misunderstood!!! [laughing] So, you'll have like Barry Goheen, Ricky Blanton, Clarence Ceasar, Corliss Williamson, Dwayne Schintzius, Latrell Sprewell, Ron Slay, BJ Flynn, etc. wandering around Rupp Arena all like "WTF am I supposed to do now?" [laughing] Oh, oh, and then you could have the former UK players see them and have it turn into like a West Side Story/Beat It thing where they have a dance-off at mid-court. Then the Wildcat could come out and calm everyone down, then take the Wildcat head off to reveal Joe B. Hall, who then begins to do the chicken dance, and all the players share a hearty laugh and hugs. Fin.
Boom. There you go. You're welcome.