Anyone with kids knows how expensive the little darlings are, but one thing that caught me off guard recently is the price difference in shoes from youth to adult.
CMD Jr.: Hey dad, I need some new black dress shoes.
CMD: *removes pipe and pats CMD Jr. on the head* Absolutely, sport. A nice pair of black dress shoes is a staple of any young gentleman's wardrobe. We will go to Von Maur directly. They have a fine collection of quality footwear.
*walk into Von Maur's men's shoes department*
CMD: Just browse around and see what you like.
CMD Jr.: Oh, I like these.
CMD: Ah, Ecco. Solid brand. Very comfortable. I like those a lot.
*flips shoe over to view price*
CMD: MOTHER#$%@ER!!!! HOLY ****!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!
CMD Jr.: Should we ask the man for my size?
CMD: ARE YOU $%&#ING HIGH??? Let's go over here to the clearance section. How about these?
CMD.Jr.:

I don't like those.
CMD: STFU; you're 12. You'll just scuff them up anyway.
CMD Jr.: They feel too small.
CMD: Don't sass me. They'll stretch out over time.
CMD Jr.:
CMD: You're welcome.
