GYERO ARCHIVE
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From Norm MacDonald's book on the time he bombed on Star Search:
Now, usually after a bad set, you can just leave and buy yourself a steak and a woman and forget the whole thing, but on this show you had to wait until the end, when they announced the winners in all the categories. I wandered around and saw the Nicaraguan junior dancer team, who must have had a bad set too, judging by the way they were sobbing. I told the mother that they should stop, but she explained that her family was very poor and this was their ticket out of the slums of Managua but that her son had dropped his sister during their routine and now their dream was dead. I told her not to worry, that there was no such thing as a junior dancer in real life, that it only existed on this one television show, so it was all for naught, anyway. What’s more, I said, not a single thing in life mattered. That seemed to cheer the mother up.
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Now, usually after a bad set, you can just leave and buy yourself a steak and a woman and forget the whole thing, but on this show you had to wait until the end, when they announced the winners in all the categories. I wandered around and saw the Nicaraguan junior dancer team, who must have had a bad set too, judging by the way they were sobbing. I told the mother that they should stop, but she explained that her family was very poor and this was their ticket out of the slums of Managua but that her son had dropped his sister during their routine and now their dream was dead. I told her not to worry, that there was no such thing as a junior dancer in real life, that it only existed on this one television show, so it was all for naught, anyway. What’s more, I said, not a single thing in life mattered. That seemed to cheer the mother up.
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Don't worry, he doesn't remember you giving him a drunken chiro adjustment. You're off the hook.
Yeah I'm sure they just uploaded his entire MRI on the internet for all to see.
Welp, after a weekend of thinking it over (i.e. talking to her girl friends and how much fun a party bus would be) my wife just had me book the GD party bus for bourbon tours. Whatever.
[banana] [eyeroll]
Welp, after a weekend of thinking it over (i.e. talking to her girl friends and how much fun a party bus would be) my wife just had me book the GD party bus for bourbon tours. Whatever.
[banana] [eyeroll]
It is impossible to read anything written by Norm MacDonald without having his voice in your head.
[Cameron Mills mistakenly sends in grad school application to College of the Dessert, begins writing a goodbye note to all of his family and friends]
I visited Napa and Sonoma this summer, so I come from a position of knowledge on wine.
during football season we all have experience with whine lol
You've made a couple of decent jokes over the years. ^ These aren't among them.
First thing you should know about wine is that you ALWAYS sniff the cork - it tells everyone around you that you are a real man about town who doesn't lay up when selecting wines.
Barker already out. We'll be forced to start a receiver at QB by the end of the season. The stars are aligning.
I've seen "Sideways" and that Netflix documentary- what do you want to know?
Let's face it - it's GYERO. We're aficionados on everything.
Random poster: Hi guys. Who is the GYERO aficionado on 14th century Sienese fresco altarpieces?
7 GYERO regulars: Well, my expertise is 13th century altarpieces, but I'm no slouch when it comes to the 14th century. What can I help you with? *opens new tab, pulls up Google*
Random poster: Hi guys. Who is the GYERO aficionado on 14th century Sienese fresco altarpieces?
7 GYERO regulars: Well, my expertise is 13th century altarpieces, but I'm no slouch when it comes to the 14th century. What can I help you with? *opens new tab, pulls up Google*
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A shame there aren't career ending injuries in gyero. I mean, to log in one Monday morning and learn that drx or Chief will be out for the rest of the season would even be a treat.
I'll make a deal. I'll have a season ending injury for football season if a new GYERO is started.
EARNED NOT GIVEN in perfect cursive running the entire length of the court
Superstitious. This one has been through 15 ****** football games and an underwhelming basketball season. Nothing good has happened to UK since this one was started.
If you stop posting things will likely turn around.
Think we will need an April promise before we succumb to your request.
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