Only things worse are licorice and candy corn, which can both DIAF.
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Jelly Beans suck in general, but mannnnn those Starburst ones are :fire:
Wife is a sour patch kids addict, and tries to hide the wrappers from me. If she's had a terrible day, I'm guaranteed to find one under a special 'paper towel' in the garbage.
Wife is a sour patch kids addict, and tries to hide the wrappers from me. If she's had a terrible day, I'm guaranteed to find one under a special 'paper towel' in the garbage.
I thought it was because you're too busy being in love.
these things are terrible, I seriously don't get it. wtf.
-Ursch eating tamales at the Eli Barron (husk and all)
-Ursch eating tamales at the Eli Barron (husk and all)
No chance I would lay a finger on a paper towel in the garbage can at Adrian's house.
Guarantee you've never had them with milk steak. You'd change your tune.
Yeah we blew our home improvement budget on a new heat pump. Damned thing wasn't cheap. Gotta do it ourselves now.
Here, dry your hands.
*wipes hands dry on shirt, pants and socks*
No thanks, all set, champ.
His bed was terrible, TS. Hopefully he's upgraded both the frame and the 1970s quilt.
-Lol at Anth acting like he opted last minute not to do his own deck. Shew, that was close!
-Lol at Anth acting like he opted last minute not to do his own deck. Shew, that was close!
My children are absolutely terrible at hiding candy wrappers and the like from me. It's a little embarrassing, honestly.
Bedroom was fairly well-appointed for a bachelor iirc.
Still, was pretty cool when you otherwise strangers stormed my home, entered my bedroom, and started taking pictures.
Still, was pretty cool when you otherwise strangers stormed my home, entered my bedroom, and started taking pictures.
Giant Jelly Belly container at Costco is incredible. $15. Suckers last forever. 49 flavors. Neverending bottom. Flavorful. Delicious.
:100points::americanflag:
:100points::americanflag:
Parents helped me move my bed once as a teenager, pretty embarrassing moment when we lifted the mattress. I mean it's a natural thing, but still.
Sloot tried to guilt me into a little. I turned the tables and said I would do it if she helped. Did it the first time when we moved it. Eff that, sucker has so many nooks and crannies, was a pain in the ***. Money well spent.
Hair stylist ($34 + tip) yesterday was telling me she has started finding poorly hidden lotions and oils in her 14 year old son's bedroom. He's also taking "lengthy" showers these days.
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[laughing]
I lol at all of your home improvement budgets.
Seriously. L. O. L. While rolling on the floor, really.
Seems inappropriate.
Well if your holding back info about Costo's stop it
Well if your holding back info about Costo's stop it
Oils? That kid is moving too fast imo. Gotta crawl before you walk, son.
Thinking the hairstylist may have wanted to open up a sexual convo to see where old Brooksie would take it. Pretty sure he laughed it off and started talking Werthers candy.
Man that's erotic. If a hair stylist that I was paying 34+ tip started a conversion about whacking I might just lift my cape and expose myself to see what happens next. Worst case I'm not going back to the lady who charges 34, best case my 34 bucks just became a pretty sweet deal.
Did you apologize for your boner?
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I don't think that's what was going on here, but this has always been a blind spot for me. I mean, I have no idea when a woman is coming on to me. Never have.
I'm just proud of SAE to keep going to a hair stylist in the hopes of getting an inadvertent "brush" during the shampoo portion of the process.
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