Ask me anything

[Panthur]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Federal Cat]

Yes this is a good one, inquiring minds want to knowopcorn:

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?[/QU

 

[JeffGoodmansVestigialTwin]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean? African or European swallow?

 

[wall2rondo]

I like this MF

 

[Fannin12]

Do you miss Tubby?

 

[TheBigBlueSpectacle]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

you have to know these things when you are a king

 

[TheBigBlueSpectacle]

Do you miss Tubby?

Next question (and not because I'm too emotional to answer)

 

[TortElvisII]

Real Betty white or before Snickers Betty white?

Real Betty vs Snickers SAB.

 

[TortElvisII]

Who's the oldest, Betty or Martha?

I am not qualified to give answers in this thread.

 

[Tinker Dan]

What makes a spring springy?

 

[UKrazycat2_rivals]

If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half,
how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

 

[lkc1021]

I know everything so just ask. Go

How long have you sucked?

 

[Icecoldbrewdoggy]

I know everything so just ask. Go

What are the passwords to your bank accounts ?

 

[jwheat]

What will it take to get you to never post here again?

 

[Orange Soda King]

You got a gun to your head. Do you drink a quart of your own pee or do you eat a turd?

Neither... I move the gun away from my head.

 

[St.PatterSoN-54-]

POWDERED WATER. What do you add?

 

[thebluestripes]

Is hillary really a lesbo, or is she just pretending?

 

[jwheat]

Is hillary really a lesbo, or is she just pretending?

Take your political garbage to the political thread

 

[CELTICAT]

My dog wants to know how come when he eats his turds (to make a super-turd) alls that happens is he gets diarrhea?

 

[KYFOSSIL]

Why is Through Blue blue? Or is it a color or a miss spelled statement on something he just finished doing?

 

[Random UK Fan]

I know everything so just ask. Go

What do two same-sized mirrors facing each other reflect?

 

[TheBigBlueSpectacle]

What makes a spring springy?

It's k-ratio, and fish never get thirsty

 

[NCukcat62]

Do you pull out?

 

[TheBigBlueSpectacle]

How long have you sucked?

Ever since your wife first unsnapped her bra

 

[TheBigBlueSpectacle]

What will it take to get you to never post here again?

My request would be for your to honor everyone's wishes and kill yourself

 

[blindsided]

Where does the white go when the snow melts????

 

[UKhoopCat]

Did Lee Harvey Oswald really act alone?

 

[jwheat]

My request would be for your to honor everyone's wishes and kill yourself

If it would keep you away I will fulfill the request for the good of the board.

 

[TruBluCatFan]

I know everything so just ask. Go

Why aren't you the BigBlueOracle then?

 

[SilentsAreGolden]

If you are driving at the speed of light, and you turn on your headlights, does anything happen? (joke theft!)

 

[TheBigBlueSpectacle]

If it would keep you away I will fulfill the request for the good of the board.

As soon as your NOK sends me an obit, we will consider this matter closed

 

[TruBluCatFan]

If you are driving at the speed of light, and you turn on your headlights, does anything happen? (joke theft!)

Never a bad time for a Steven Wright reference.

 

[EvilMD]

Tell me...is it safe?

 

[willyclyde]

In other news, go cats!! Quit feeding this troll lol

 

[.S&C.]

I, too, know everything.

*stares into crystal ball, gazes intensely*

your name is Casey.

Anthony?

 

[catdance]

What's the difference between country girls and city girls?

 

[TruBluCatFan]

In other news, go cats!! Quit feeding this troll lol

Don't be a party pooper.

 

[Federal Cat]

POWDERED WATER. What do you add?

Salt or fresh water[winking]

 

[.S&C.]

I shall not divulge the last name. I actually know him, or know *of* him haha

Well as long as she's not Casey Anthony.

 

[Bank Cat]

If Rick Pitino speaks and nobody is there to hear it, is it still a lie?

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?