WELL WELL WELL LOOKS LIKE THE FLOODGAES ARE OPENING SOMEHWERE ELSE IN THE KRAFT CENTER HAHA ENJOY THE HOT SEAT CAL LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED A SHOULDER TO CRY ON AND I'LL REFUR YOU TO ONE OF MY NEW ASSISTANCES I HAVE CONCERTS IN BATH COUNTY THIS WEEK
GYERO ARCHIVE
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I'm not sure who thought it was good to give Cameron Mills and Jonny Whoever a show but they are damn awful and remind me of those 2 touch sticks.
I'd pay to see the outage from the fans if that idiot tried to do his song and dance on that stage this fall pre-kickoff.
"UH OH, RYAN. THINK IT'S TIME. GIVE ME THE MIKE. DON'T MAKE ME DO IT. RYAN, I KNOW YOU LOVE THEM BIG BOOTY GALS. HOW ABOUT SOME TRACE ADKINS, HONKY TONKY BADONKADONK!"
Lemond.. " Um, sorry, pal. Think we're good. Bobby Perry Band (insert some other **** local band, maybe SUNDY BEST) has the stage."
"UH OH, RYAN. THINK IT'S TIME. GIVE ME THE MIKE. DON'T MAKE ME DO IT. RYAN, I KNOW YOU LOVE THEM BIG BOOTY GALS. HOW ABOUT SOME TRACE ADKINS, HONKY TONKY BADONKADONK!"
Lemond.. " Um, sorry, pal. Think we're good. Bobby Perry Band (insert some other **** local band, maybe SUNDY BEST) has the stage."
No chance in hell ryan lemond would stand up to Matthew Mitchell. He'd probably be wearing a pigtail wig and daisy Dukes with a big fake butt and go nuts on stage
ray:ray:ray:that Cal put passing UCLA on his goal list. For the past few years, I've been worried that he doesn't GET IT.
COME ON UP HERE ON STAGE, MICHELOB EPPS, DONT BE SHY ... WHERE ARE YOU GOING??????? WELL SHE'S IGNORING ME AGAIN I SHOULD BE USED TO THIS BY NOW HAHA. WHO IN ALL HERE LIKES TIMMY T??????? WELL F*** ALL OF YOU ALL HERE'S "ONE MORE TRY" ANYWAY
Louisville actually gets more rainfall in inches per year than Seattle, although we probably get more days of sunshine. Either way, this weather does in fact suck.
Every time I do a Matt Mitchell post, I have "Boot Scoot Boogie" playing in my head. I just assume that's playing on a constant loop at his house.
Every time I read a Matt Mitchell post I realize he'll make more money this year than I've made in my entire career.
You can smell the TVs over the numerous fireplaces.
I picture him portraying Dewey Cox portraying a horse before he beds his lady on a big stack of cash with Alan Jackson's "Chatahoochee" on repeat.
Charles Matthews played in all 36 of Kentucky's games last season.
I find this impossible to believe.
I find this impossible to believe.
Don't ask me why, but my wife and I always end up watching Secrets of Bluegrass Chefs on WTVQ and Mitchell does a Kentucky Beef Council commercial where he shows you a bunch of meals his family eats with beef. It's as terrible as it sounds.
Looking at their facial features they look like brother and sister honestly.
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-SIL, an extensive traveler, spent a year or two in London getting her masters at Sotheby's. So naturally she still refers to universal things using British slang. It's ******** nauseating.
Apartment = flat
Subway = tube
Mom = mum
College = university
etc., etc.
I mean, it takes a lot for me to keep my GD mouth shut, but it induces the biggest
Hard to believe someone from your wife's family is pretentious. I met her one time, and you had to say " get over here and shake his GD hand"
A Matthew Mitchell drive-by post finally telling us all to get F'd would truly be a high watermark for gyero imo.
Matthew Mitchell's internet browser tabs:
- Youtube.com/MatthewMitchellBBMDance
- Google.alerts.com/MatthewMitchell
- billboard.com/charts/country-songs
- pornhub.com/fetish/coonhunts/versus
- walmart.com/hairproducts/suave/stylingpaste
- eventbrite.com/lexington/open-mic
- fox.com/soyouthinkyoucandance2017tryouts
- wikipedia.org/howtowinfriendsandinfluencepeople
Considering he has literally taken his program and driven it literally off a cliff going into the senior season of arguably the best player the program has ever had, he can go get F'd himself.
Go coach the Liberty, c-cucker.
I applaud Matthew Mitchell. I believe he has a chance to do something special Thursday September 1st two hours prior kickoff in the Red Lot.
I'm on a phone conference right now, and I want to stick rabid weasels in my earholes. The same person spends the first 20 minutes bitching about the same stuff every single time.
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