GYERO ARCHIVE

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anthonys735

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Jan 29, 2004
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[laughing]

Never welched on anything my entire life. Got plenty of people here that I've gambol'd with, split rooms/meals/cows/etc with, my book. I HATE owning people money.

So I'm not interested in allowing you to deflect the point of the convo.
 

Hank Camacho

Heisman
May 7, 2002
28,103
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You fat f***s.

Seriously. Is this a sewing circle? Who the f*** cares if you have a hard time keeping weight off and you need to get some miles in or you rub your fat body with a steak every morning in the bubbly water or whatever.

Get it together.
 

PuffyNips

Heisman
Nov 13, 2001
38,032
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I'm beyond fat. This weekend I hit downright embarrassing.

The weight is hovering below 245, but its all gut and butt. Like the afternoon shift at Cowboy's.

I'm all-in now. Just cardio wasn't getting it done, so I'm lifting 4x a week in addition to cardio every day. But the diet is the biggest part.

Just say no to that extra slice of za, big fella.

I will not be embarrassed to hop in Bone-in Bob's hot tub this football season.
 

joeyrupption

All-American
Jun 5, 2007
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The best khaki's I've ever owned are from Columbia's Performance Fishing Gear line. I bought them for an South American trip and refer to them as my "adventure pants."

They look like real pants from afar, but from 20' one can tell they are the essentially swimming trunks that have mutated into pants. There also include a mesh "crotch vent."

Now, the new "adventure" aspect is wearing them to run errands with my wife and seeing how long it takes her to notice. She hates them. It's the little things, folks!

EDIT: They're basically these pants (but with a CROTCH VENT).
 
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_Chase_

Heisman
Jan 22, 2004
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Fattest: 219 a few months after my daughter was born. That was uncomfortably fat.

Current: 193. Food poisoning helped bring me down a few pounds, but I'm hoping to creep into the 180s.
 

Hank Camacho

Heisman
May 7, 2002
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I'm contemplating just going with suspenders.

Nobody gave Wilford Brimley **** about nothing.

 

Mattox

All-American
Feb 27, 2003
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That wasn't the real GYERO Weight Loss Challenge that was some lame *** knockoff no one gave a damn about.
 

anthonys735

Heisman
Jan 29, 2004
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I think it's about time you two lovebirds either get some new material or start your own thread.:zzz:
No idea who you are, so no. Get pumped.

-Still haven't seen you drive a golf ball 300 yards. When I do you'll be paid. I think the bet was 1 round or 1 bag of balls at the range.

-OG weight loss with BBdk and I in winter 2010. Next was 2013 with the thread to accompany it, about 4-5 people were in that one. I'd do one with Bob and Willy knowing I had no shot right now to get my two buds back in shape.

Speaking of which, gym time. 2 a days, bro.
 
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wcc31

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Mar 18, 2002
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Free Diamond Club seats tonight. :raised_hands: Going to rain all night but at least I get free food.
 
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anthonys735

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She's been pulling those fraudulent bullying tactics on here for years. Hell, I think that's how she affords all that Lululemon ****.
She does do that but to be fair, planning and coordinating with our group is a nightmare.

You remember the Hilton Head trips? Jesus. She was about to choke a few of you idiots.
 
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drxman1

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Nov 5, 2008
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Well I would definitely be prime to shed some weight. What say you William?

Dinner at Tony's for the winner?
 

BKH34

All-American
Sep 9, 2015
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Fattest: 225, around the time of my car accident (2009) when they were stuffing me full of pain meds and I couldn't poop and they were getting mad at me for not pooping. I pretty much stayed there for the next 4 years.

Currently: 157. Don't do it my way, guys. I had a week-long stomach virus that roughly took care of the first 20 pounds, then I lost the next 40 or so because for the next 6 months I was paranoid that whatever I ate was going to make me crap my pants, since everything I ate for a week made me crap my pants.

I also don't eat at McDonald's anymore, which is tough because I love breakfast. So that's the one thing I took out.
 

Strokin_Bandit

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Dec 21, 2001
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Nothing like a violent case of salmonella to kick start a diet imo.

Heaviest ever for me: 210
Current: 195-200 (depending on morning or afternoon . . . seriously)

I'm listed at 6'5 with shoes on my driver's license. Have worn 34x36 size jeans (non-tailored) since college.
 

ukalum01

All-Conference
Apr 29, 2002
18,080
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- 214. Was approaching 240 several years ago and got down to 194 using MFP and biking. Working on getting back around 200.

- Never met DrBoat. Not sure what he even looks like but I assume he's 275+ because that's what everyone here wants. In an unrelated matter I also assume he was, at some point, a huge fan of The Bloodhound Gang.
 

wcc31

Heisman
Mar 18, 2002
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Oh you know what I've found out is awesome- Hen Gift Culture. Seems that you can't meet up or see anyone these days without presenting them some kind of gift. Oh, we're going to see Crawley and Maggie Ann* this weekend, so I got them a bottle of wine and some sort of gift basket because they got engaged 7 months ago. Will you Venmo me your half of the money- just like $45?

:angry:

If these hens want to spend half their paychecks on gifts for each other, fine. Have at it. But don't bring me into this ****. I don't want any gifts from anyone ever.

(*) Admittedly, I don't do the names as well as Richie. Bear with me.
 

Strokin_Bandit

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Dec 21, 2001
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Oh you know what I've found out is awesome- Hen Gift Culture. Seems that you can't meet up or see anyone these days without presenting them some kind of gift. Oh, we're going to see Crawley and Maggie Ann* this weekend, so I got them a bottle of wine and some sort of gift basket because they got engaged 7 months ago. Will you Venmo me your half of the money- just like $45?

:angry:

If these hens want to spend half their paychecks on gifts for each other, fine. Have at it. But don't bring me into this ****. I don't want any gifts from anyone ever.

(*) Admittedly, I don't do the names as well as Richie. Bear with me.

Welcome aboard, dear friend. We've been waiting for you.
 
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