GYERO ARCHIVE
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-I'm a dad AND I'm Baptist. Chad probably wants me dead.
-The most pointless articles floating on Twitter are the "WAY TOO EARLY 2016-17 COLLEGE BASKETBALL RANKINGS". Until the NBA deadline, it's not even a worthwhile conversation piece. Don't fall for it.
-All of the GYERO kids are cute(OBVIOUSLY), but yeah, Rax's are probably the most photogenic.
-If it weren't for the "hide" feature on Facebook, I would've been outta there long ago. But now I've started putting some multi-level marketers back in my newsfeed just so I can laugh at their desperation/persistence.
-The most pointless articles floating on Twitter are the "WAY TOO EARLY 2016-17 COLLEGE BASKETBALL RANKINGS". Until the NBA deadline, it's not even a worthwhile conversation piece. Don't fall for it.
-All of the GYERO kids are cute(OBVIOUSLY), but yeah, Rax's are probably the most photogenic.
-If it weren't for the "hide" feature on Facebook, I would've been outta there long ago. But now I've started putting some multi-level marketers back in my newsfeed just so I can laugh at their desperation/persistence.
The biggest red flag of that Tiger story imo is him going out to dinner with a bunch of SEALs and NOT PICKING UP THE TAB.
True sign of a sociopath, imo.
True sign of a sociopath, imo.
GYERO, since reading season is soon upon us, I need some recommendations.
(I picked up All the Light We Cannot See based on your recommendations last year so my expectations for you guys are pretty high.)
If this has been addressed recently, I apologize, but I don't feel like sorting through 20 pages of Tiger Woods talk and the proper way to clear your bowels to find it.
(I picked up All the Light We Cannot See based on your recommendations last year so my expectations for you guys are pretty high.)
If this has been addressed recently, I apologize, but I don't feel like sorting through 20 pages of Tiger Woods talk and the proper way to clear your bowels to find it.
GYERO GAMBOL- is there a prop bet up anywhere on an over/under on how many times the Reds get no-hit this season? I can't find one, probably because no one cares.
Asking for an angry group text.
Asking for an angry group text.
My favorite part was when tiger fell down and couldn't get up. I just know he'll find the strength to win golf again.
THIS. The Chewbacca cookies at Christmas moved me ahead of the wife in the kids pecking order.
Those shortrib lasagna things look unreal....and like they take about 5 hours to make.
I honestly had no idea people loved Prince this much. He was fine, I liked his music well enough, but people act like this was the Kennedy assassination.
They don't. Or at least most of them don't. MTV was showing Prince videos all day - do any of the people who watch MTV these days have a clue who he is? Unlikely. You have a few people flipping out because they actually did love him that much and then a shitload more people flipping out because other people are flipping out.
I've thought about making one of those videos for a random weeknight dinner at our house.
Step 1: Wrestle toddler into chair. Tear open Tuberz Yogurt with teeth. Hand to toddler.
Step 2: Put frozen mixed vegetables bag from Kroger in microwave. Set timer to 6:30.
Step 3: Remove 3 precooked Ballpark Turkeydogs from package. Wrap in individual paper towels. Set aside.
Step 4: Discard empty yogurt tube from toddler. Pour cup of milk. Give handful of wholewheat Goldfish.
Step 5: Scoop low fat cottage cheese onto 3 plates.
Step 6: Remove prepared mixed veggies from microwave. Scoop onto 3 plates.
Step 7: Place Turkeydogs in microwave. Set timer to :25.
Step 8: Watch toddler run out of kitchen and into living room.
Step 9: Place Turkeydogs onto 3 plates. Enjoy modest meal with spouse while listening for crash noises in living room.
Step 1: Wrestle toddler into chair. Tear open Tuberz Yogurt with teeth. Hand to toddler.
Step 2: Put frozen mixed vegetables bag from Kroger in microwave. Set timer to 6:30.
Step 3: Remove 3 precooked Ballpark Turkeydogs from package. Wrap in individual paper towels. Set aside.
Step 4: Discard empty yogurt tube from toddler. Pour cup of milk. Give handful of wholewheat Goldfish.
Step 5: Scoop low fat cottage cheese onto 3 plates.
Step 6: Remove prepared mixed veggies from microwave. Scoop onto 3 plates.
Step 7: Place Turkeydogs in microwave. Set timer to :25.
Step 8: Watch toddler run out of kitchen and into living room.
Step 9: Place Turkeydogs onto 3 plates. Enjoy modest meal with spouse while listening for crash noises in living room.
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The argument adding up the number of majors over the next 5-6 years would be a lot more reasonable if, you know, Tiger were actually PLAYING IN THEM.
Do you mind if I steal this idea but use it as staging for a whimsical music video of me and my wife covering "Downtown" (we'll call our version "Hot Dogs") and acting like super, super white?
Sometimes an artist needs to die in order for you to remember and appreciate their greatness. Kinda rooting for Mister Mayhem to visit chief, just so we can actually stomach his posts for a change. For his sake.
Is there a way to surround the golf courses with, like, ISIS members or something? Let Tiger shoot at them between rounds? I think that would be a good compromise.
Tiger is going to parachute onto the first tee of the 2017 Masters, whip out his dong and do air machine guns at the crowd, shoot four 59s in a row, win by 1 thousand shots, rip the sleeves off his green jacket and drive a tank down magnolia lane on the way out.
If you're not using "Hot Stuff" as the song template, you're doing it wrong.
Cookin' up some hot dogs, baby, this evenin'
Cookin' up some hot dogs, baby, tonight
Cookin' up some hot dogs, baby, this evenin'
Cookin' up some hot dogs, baby, tonight
Learn hens.
Now you can learn FAT! recipes via auto play Facebook videos.
The next Tasty! recipe for a g-d salad will be the first. And the deep fried short rib and queso wedge doesn't count.
I think everyone does appreciate Prince, but to act like Billy Joe American was out answering with "Prince" when asked who some of their favorite musicians were before yesterday is false.
In fact, before yesterday a large % of the same people now mourning his death would have been just as apt to say Prince was "weird" before now apparently identifying him as a favorite musician.
In fact, before yesterday a large % of the same people now mourning his death would have been just as apt to say Prince was "weird" before now apparently identifying him as a favorite musician.
Hot doooggggsss....hot dogs..... HOOOOOTTTTT DOOOOOGGGGSSSS
(you burn them in the microwave)
(why won't those g-d kids behave)
(they taste just like pig buttholes)
(but we eat them because we are olds)
Hot dogs!
they ain't got no beef boy,
made of pig and maybe soy,
eat it then get Chips Ahoy!
^ there. learn modern day Kidz Bop classics*.
* I've never actually heard the real song
SAE is right. Prince sucks. UK FB/BB is cheating their *** off. Cal is an underachiever. Life sucks.
Cheer up, buddy.
Cheer up, buddy.
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When Dave Matthews dies, I'm going HAM on the facebook, TS. Don't care who it pisses off.
In fact, now would be a good time for everyone to register who their favorite living musicians are so that we can avoid this type of behavior in the future.
-Reading about how our dwellings have evolved has me thinking, what will **** be like in 1,000 years. We still going to be drinking scotch or bourbon on the rocks? I can't think of something like that ever being improved. Hopefully we get traffic in Lexington improved by then. What will entertainment be like?
-I'm picking up a reasonable pair of blue mocs at some point. Been keeping an eye out for a pair. I know this is going to piss SAE off to no end. Bob, please don't copy this idea.
-I'm picking up a reasonable pair of blue mocs at some point. Been keeping an eye out for a pair. I know this is going to piss SAE off to no end. Bob, please don't copy this idea.
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