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Barrett Lindsey

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Just to be clear, I wasn't being serious on writing about those topics. I have ideas that are UK sports related that I think would be pretty funny. The KSR audience seems to have an extremely wide range of personalities which would be tricky in choosing what to write/how to write it. Figure it might be worth taking a shot as the worst that could happen is failing miserably and all of BBN hating me and my dumb/unfunny writing.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott
 
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Get Buckets

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Have we ever discussed the Squatty Potty? This revolutionary step stool that is improving that way humanity is shitting? I had never heard of this mechanism, but multiple people over the last couple of weeks have mentioned it to me and it was supposedly on Shark Tank. Apparently we've been pooping wrong the whole time. Our alignment has been way off.
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Seems like matts cats or someone like that had a ms paint like rendering that was similar to this at some point.
 
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barryslice should definitely put GYERO poster on his resume for the KSR gig. Would probably be the first and only time anyone could use it and it actually help get you a job.
 
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*He wouldn't be the first gyeroite on ksr. Sorry about that cc.

*I don't need help taking a ****. Conventional is adequate. Thanks. And you all give me grief for dumb ******* ****. Small stool to sit my tablet or laptop on and I'm fine. Crap top, patented by the late great ags.

*Slice, you can't be any worse than bti who is the worst frequent poster on the Internet. He's awful.

*What are you doing these days Clark? Please say collecting unemployment and playing golf.

Stressful day. Long bike ride and scotch work wonders.

*Leave Marcus alone. Goodman obviously skewed that **** to fit his agenda and **** with Cal. Lee is an outstanding representative of the program. Always welcome back in my mind. Cal can get pumped if he's actually mad, which I assume is more directed at melon head and not pee.

-A little rain tomorrow then more perfect average April weather on tap. Enjoy folks.

^rack em. Pretty well lubed on a Wednesday.
 
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PTI Anon1640710541

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The strangest thing about the Squatty Potty, at least to me anyways, is how effectively it seems to fill a completely unnecessary need. I mean, do y'all really have that much trouble handling your business?? I sure don't. Pretty simple process, imo.
 
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Hank Camacho

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I am surprised Adam has a squatty potty.

I figured he'd have a Paleo **** Stick (TM), a clam shell tied to a tree branch with grass-fed sinew, to go dig a trench in the yard anytime anyone in his house has to deuce and then pay the neighbor's kid 50 cents a week to come mulch it.
 
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I never had a problem going. But, it's hard to argue against the results. More complete elimination...you'd just have to try it to know what I mean.
 
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How in the hell are you supposed to read in that position? Seems incredibly awkward. If I can't read a magazine, paper, phone, etc....then, no. Just unacceptable.
 
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PTI Anon1640710541

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abh must have taken former WWE star Chynas death pretty hard. Called me last night at 1am and left me a racial slur filled voicemail. I should probably call and check on him this morning. Poor guy.
 
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PTI (pti) said:
abh must have taken former WWE star Chynas death pretty hard. Called me last night at 1am and left me a racial slur filled voicemail. I should probably call and check on him this morning. Poor guy.
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Thought he wasn't drinking until The Memorial after his crazy Sunday night?
 
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I'd say after about 50% of the ***** I take I feel like a new man. If that contraption can move that to 100% it'd be worth it.

BUT there's not a chance in hell I'm purchasing something called a GD squatty potty.

I silently agree with most things Adam posts, but this is a little much.

I'm sure you have blue blockers too?
 
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wcc31

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[laughing] ABH is easily my favorite person in GYERO. That golf tournament is going to be hilarious with BBdK, Anth, ABH and PTI. Fairly good chance someone gets kicked out.
 
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Barrett Lindsey

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Slice would immediately become the funniest person on that site. Having PoythressTheTypeofDude to do guest pieces would be good entertainment. Do it man. And if you get it, don't be afraid to make fun of the cats sometimes. It's just sprots.
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Hey thanks man. Decided to send in an application. Just sent it. Had to include sample pieces I've written in the past. I used two posts from the old blog Shootbag and I used to run a few years ago that required me to include a disclaimer before I attached them stating I did not intend on using the language/graphic content contained in the pieces on KSR, if I got the gig. Fairly risky, but one of them is probably the best/funniest thing I've ever written, so hopefully Mags and Co. will understand.
 
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wcc31

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:smiley: Click emoti for link.

Pat Kennedy said "Gary Williams will tell you this, most of the coaches in the ACC felt that Carolina was a fraud in that they walked around like they were Stanford or Vanderbilt or Northwestern, but they weren't, they were not even Duke. They took the most exceptions the last few years of Dean Smith's career they took the most exceptions of any school in the ACC. Meaning kids that would not normally get accepted into the university, that were accepted to the university to play sports. I remember one year at Carolina they had five exceptions starting on their men's basketball team. So they were taking guys with very low level qualifications and then they would keep them eligible. By putting them in these courses. So if a guy was close to not being eligible and his GPA was a 1.8 he would then take a couple of these courses and his GPA would be up to 2.4 and then everybody took a deep breath and they did it again"

"And the thing about the coaches not knowing about it in football it's possible because the coaches at different positions would know about it, but it may not get to the head coach. But in basketball the head coach would know about it because he would have to approve dropping classes and getting into another class to stay eligible for graduation."

"Coaches and athletic directors, you go to NCAA meetings and there is a lot of squabbling and coaches and ADs start pointing fingers. When I first got to the ACC I had a problem with a few coaches and a few of the other guys said 'well do you really want to be the guy to turn Dean Smith in?' and you know as a young coach I said 'I guess not' and as young coach you don't want to turn in a Nick Saban."
 
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wcc31 said:
[laughing] ABH is easily my favorite person in GYERO. That golf tournament is going to be hilarious with BBdK, Anth, ABH and PTI. Fairly good chance someone gets kicked out.
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Hey man, it'll be just fine. We're all very respectable upstanding gentlemen.
 
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wcc31

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Thursday :fire::

- Slice, I think you give good takes and would be a nice pickup for KSR. We at GYERO have an in with Jones, too. Just tell him the guy he bitchslapped at Gameday back in '07 sentcha. :raised_hands:

- My favorite HEN thing on the internet today is this trend of hens penning these "Here's Why I..." articles, for example, "Here's Why I decided to raise my son an athiest," or "Here's why I decided to elope" or whatever. I see them all the time in my Facebook newsfeed but never read them, so forget the exacts.

- Look, I hate PC hypersensitivity as much as anyone, but if you're going to be a public person, it's idiotic and suicidal to make controversial, possibly bigoted remarks on social media. Curt Schiiling has always been an arrogant dick, anyway.

- Looking forward to a laidback sober weekend after the last few. Stay in Friday night. Maybe do something active and outside Saturday afternoon. See the "Jungle Book" Saturday night. Come in fresh on Monday.

- @B.B.d.K., rolling down to the ATL next weekend to see Loos and his pregnant wife. Going to try and see if ol' girl will let me swing by that Jelico hole-in-the-wall for a jug of beer for the ride down.

- Is Calipari addicted to the sub-6' basketball savant now? I like that Tremont Waters' game and am all for multiple stud PGs who make everyone around them better. Trae Young is already my favorite player in the class.

- I think the real wildcard in the '17 class is going to end up being Marvin Bagley, who is '18 right now. Something tells me he reclassifies and Cal has been on him for years already.

- Good stuff for those of us primed for that GOT premier on Sunday- looks at the real life historical parallels with the GOT plot lines.
 
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Slice, go the a Legends Thirsty Thursday, get shipwreck drunk, get kicked out, and write about it.

Worked for Drew.
 
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I'm honestly worried about Anth's safety.

I'm not sure which of the other 3 is most likely to severely injure him.

The early favorite is PTI with an unintentional manslaughter due to Anth trying to keep up with him on his 70 mile morning jog.

The obvious choice would be ABH with a straight up rage induced, slur-filled murder.

The sneaky choice would be BBdK. Gin-soaked Menthol smoking Madisonville Adrian is capable of anything.

Puppies scent.
 
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wcc31

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Cracks me up how many current friends of GYERO began with contentious relationships.
 
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