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BBdK

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Pizza is the most inappropriately portioned & marketed food item on the planet.

FAMILY DEAL!!! Large 1-topping thin crust + small cheesesticks, breadsticks, or 6pc wings, you choose your side!!!! Only $15.99!!!! Relax tonight, and let us do the work on family night!!!!!!!

LOL, what kind of ***** family does this feed? Get real.


Everyone has that under-orderer pizza buddy too, and it says a lot about him imo. Large crowd of drunks over post-game/night out, and they order 2 mediums and a breadstick. K. Get pumped. Free or not, rather you not order anything at all, TS

Thankfully, my 2016 friends are the opposite of this. Sloot especially knows how to order some pizza. :100points:
 
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Hank Camacho

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"I'm Wayne Dougan! I'm going to make sure my wife thinks I thinks she is fat! But I'm being ironic, or something! Hope she knows that!"

Yup. Stupid.
 
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LadyCat92

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buckethead1978 said:
Zero chance there is 30K damage to the carpet. Even if it replaced.
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Truth. Granted my first house probably wasn't anywhere as large as this one but mine entire house flooded over night due to a bad valve on the washing machine and the total damage was $7k which included drying it out, replacing ALL the flooring in the house (wood, carpet, and vinyl), repainting all of the base trim, etc.
 
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BBdK

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Frozen pizza is for poors. DiGiorno is the stupidest purchase one could ever make in life imo. Pathetic.

One exception is if you're TRYING to have a throwback poor night for nostalgic sake, with some Totinos Party PIzza and Powder Mac N Cheese or something, which is acceptable.

Still firmly believe there is no reason to ever buy frozen pizza when you can get delicious pizza rolls within an arms length. I should teach a class on how to eat, b/c so many people are seriously clueless.

I mean, people REALLY buy Red Barron, Tombstone, Tony's, etc for pizza night? [laughing] Good grief.
 
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wcc31

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B.B.d.K. said:
Frozen pizza is for poors. DiGiorno is the stupidest purchase one could ever make in life imo. Pathetic.

One exception is if you're TRYING to have a throwback poor night for nostalgic sake, with some Totinos Party PIzza and Powder Mac N Cheese or something, which is acceptable.

Still firmly believe there is no reason to ever buy frozen pizza when you can get delicious pizza rolls within an arms length. I should teach a class on how to eat, b/c so many people are seriously clueless.

I mean, people REALLY buy Red Barron, Tombstone, Tony's, etc for pizza night? [laughing] Good grief.
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Agreed. Anymore they're only a dollar or so cheaper than de
 
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BBdK

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Only if:




If Chad is agreeing w/ me on being "pretentious" (which isn't even really true, in this case at least) about frozen pizza, then you should just give up.
 
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joeyrupption

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I just wanted to give BBdK another excuse to have a double-whammy rant about pizza orders (quality and quantity) and file a standard GYERO-schtick complaint about in-laws and foreign stereotypes on a slow Friday night: AMIRITE, FELLAS.

In their defense, none are fats, tbh.

In summation, you're all welcome.
 
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krazykats

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Schwan's was only for chicken tenders and carrot cake.

Once we figured out the perfect crust for homemade pizza we don't order that out anymore. I'll admit it took the wife a while to get it right, but well worth IMO.

I've shed 12 pounds since changing diet and being allowed to walk again. I've got two recipes down pat and pretty much just eat those over and over to keep grocery shopping easy. Eggplant Ratatouille and Veggies in peanut sauce.

The lass has really learned her role lately in the kitchen.
 
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BBdK

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No, no, no. Good gracious people, who were your parents, or grandparents in my case when it came to frozen foods?

Frozen Chicken tenders from a diesel dually truck...krazykats, ladies and gentleman! Of course. Ninjburned too, I'm sure.

Learn Sanchos & those little round deep dish things Killa & I would crush all/air. #Schwans
 
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krazykats

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[laughing] At a young 3 foot BBdK saying no to chicken tenders because they came from a frozen truck instead of a freezer at the store.

Christ you couldn't have always been such a food snob.

I even dipped those things in ketchup, swear to god!
 
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BBdK

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Oh, I know you did. Trust me. Probably had to given the taste of those nasty *** "things".

I was (and am) a poultry prodigy, we knew from an early age frozen (or otherwise) 'tenders' were for poors or people who did not understand eating. Those Schwans "tenders" you were eating 20-30 years ago were 10% pure poultry at most. Despicable.

Respect the Chicken.
 
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BBdK

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See, even BitchRax knows how to eat out of an antiquated food delivery truck. It's not hard, people.

Please email me at [email protected] for info. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
 
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krazykats

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Door prize? You mean a drunken militant waving a gun around as you take off the blindfold?

-At ages 6-8 I didn't give a **** about food, you did? That's terrible! Nothing a kid should be bothered with. I guess you never enjoyed grape soda, hot dogs, corn beef hash or any other terrible products most kids love. What's next you going to teach us that fish sticks weren't fish either?

Honestly feel bad for you!
 
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KrazyKat, you need to calm down on the exclamation points, brah. I think your last ten posts or so had at least two exclamation points. Most of them seem to fall outta place, too. Yet, there is an upside; if you have a punctuation quota to meet, and you had set some goals, you've probably beat it by 127%, which is to say, you are CRUSHING IT!
 
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Barrett Lindsey

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-Moving day at the Masters. Rory and Spieth in the final pairing :fire::fire::fire:. Doesn't get any better than that, folks. I'm 100% #teamSpieth, dude is an absolute gamer and obviously loves that track. Love Rory but definitely would rather see Jordy wearing the green jacket for the 2nd year in a row.

-What's the deal with everyone on here relentlessly bashing CBS/Augusta for starting coverage in the afternoon? That's basically how all other normal tournaments during the year are covered. I get the other majors mostly have morning coverage but I don't really think it's that big of a deal, especially the weekend rounds.

-Going to a frat party tonight, first one I've been to in a long time. Supposed to be an absolute blowout, overheard 3 sloots (average score of about 7) talking about it on the shuttle ride in to work last night. Super stoked to scout/hit on the talent that'll be there. Hopefully will have some solid weekend scuttlebutt to share with you guys on Monday [smoke]:boxing:.
 
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mashburned

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Had no idea that many moms bought Schwan's.

I liked the sturdy boxes the foods were packaged in. High quality. You just knew something good was inside.
 
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TCPUKChamps

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BarrySlice said:
-What's the deal with everyone on here relentlessly bashing CBS/Augusta for starting coverage in the afternoon? That's basically how all other normal tournaments during the year are covered. I get the other majors mostly have morning coverage but I don't really think it's that big of a deal, especially the weekend rounds..
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Uhh no. Golf Channel has morning coverage over the weekends of every single tournament before a 30 minute break before the networks take over.

British Open you literally see every single group on the course every day.

US Open is dawn to dusk.

Awful take.
 
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Barrett Lindsey

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Well I said the other majors were covered differently. Even still, who gives a touch. Man, I'm so upset that I have to miss Kevin Kisner's round today! CBS and Augusta are the worst!
 
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-With the online coverage + "Live at the Masters" it's a nonissue for me. Actually Thursday/Friday are easier being at work. Watched the first few roll out yesterday and get hammered moved over and took all the overs on the remaining players. Plan on a similar attack today. Lets see how the first 2-3 groups are doing then gambol. Wind is the most calm this morning and I'd have to think they ease up on the pins for today. Those groups out between 10-3 are going to get hammered by 20mph winds so I don't even know if easy pins are going to help. Greens are dry and lightening regardless.

Nice day to be in the office. :smiley: Get a ton of stuff done, Masters on in the background.

-High roller style Keeneland yesterday courtesy of WS. Warm 72, dry, and free booze. Up and down. Pulled an ultimate amateur bonehead move. Used an automated teller, like I have 1,000 times, and somehow bet the wrong damn track. :flushed: Of course I hit a nice little win. Go to redeem and realize my mistake. SMH. Wes Welker was in the room next to us. He's a little guy.

-Highly recommend BBdk's Foodlab "smashed burger" recipe. Smashed burger + bacon + sauted onions. WAF.

-Good to see the Reds are what we expected. Didn't take long for the good old grand slam in the 9th blown save. Hoover [laughing] We'll see if Casey stands by his "closers are the most overrated thing in sports" take.
 
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wildcat1973_rivals160373

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Average score = 7 can be very deceiving.

4, 7, 10
6, 7, 8
5, 7, 9
7, 7, 7

Which scenario is the best? I'd have to go with the 6, 7, 8 personally. The 8 is still attainable, and gives you bonus points in your group for hooking up with the hottest chick of the bunch. The 6 can hook up with the loneliest dude in your group and still be comfortable.

4, 7, 10 is the scariest. The 10 probably dates some guy named Cristiano in NYC and won't give you the time of day. The 7 is alright, but thinks she's hotter than a 7 b/c she's hanging with a 10 and compared to the 4 she is a 10. The 4 is some fat chick from Winchester named Brenda.
 
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